the coffee shop

[red]

While waiting for my wife to finish shopping I went across the street to a small coffee shop.

It was one of those owner operated hip coffee shops with free range coffee- if you know what I mean.

I ordered a large black coffee and a chocolate croissant and settled in to people watch.

This hipster dude comes in about ten minutes later. He orders something like a double expresso latte with mocha and nutmeg and light on the capitalist milk byproducts.

When he gets his order he starts complaining that it wasn't what he ordered and the owner is saying we made exactly what you wanted and you owe us 26 dollars. (ok I am exaggerating on the price).

The two start getting into it and then the next thing I know the hipster throws down some money, throws a carton of milk on the owner and stomps out.

The owner comes over to me (I am the only customer) while he towels off and say " did you see that? How dairy?"

 

[SchlongConery]

I am intolerant of jokes lactose.

 

[tml]

The owner should have creamed him.

 

[nobody123]

My taste for these puns has curdled, but you lot feel free to milk this thread for all it's worth.

 

[fuji]

The hipster was just mad because he tried to drink his coffee before it was cool, and burned his lip.
.

 

[SchlongConery]

When I red who posted this pun story I thought "Dairy he goes again!".

 

[red]

When I red who posted this pun story I thought "Dairy he goes again!".

I wasn't going to respond but then I thought better latte then never

 

[Butler1000]

I wasn't going to respond but then I thought better latte then never

Never hold back expressoing yourself......

 

[SchlongConery]

I wasn't going to respond but then I thought better latte then never

I can just see you frothing at the mouth waiting to use that one!

 

[MissCroft]

My taste for these puns has curdled, but you lot feel free to milk this thread for all it's worth.

Whey-t! He's just getting started!

 

[red]

Whey-t! He's just getting started!

Cheese louise- I thought this story was la creme de la creme

 

[great bear]

Red, wanted to respond, but I know all my puns go pasteurize.

 

[SchlongConery]

Red, wanted to respond, but I know all my puns go pasteurize.

Same with Miss Croft. Good puns go right Pasteur.

 

[great bear]

Same with Miss Croft. Good puns go right Pasteur.

I dairy you say that again, hell, I double dairy you!

 

[MissCroft]

A milkman got an order to deliver 45 pints to a woman. He was confused so he asked her if there was some mistake and she said, "No mistake, I take milk baths - they're very good for your skin."

So he asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" She said, "No, just up to my tits"

 

[great bear]

A milkman got an order to deliver 45 pints to a woman. He was confused so he asked her if there was some mistake and she said, "No mistake, I take milk baths - they're very good for your skin."

So he asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" She said, "No, just up to my tits"

Now, that is funny!!!!!!!

 

[SchlongConery]

I dairy you say that again, hell, I double dairy you!

See original post. The dairy pun has already been milked by red. He is a born litre.

 

[great bear]

See original post. The dairy pun has already been milked by red. He is a born litre.

Perhaps. But Red is well known for having nice jugs.

 

[SchlongConery]

Perhaps. But Red is well known for having nice jugs.

No wonder you like sucking up to him.

 

[great bear]

No wonder you like sucking up to him.

I'm going home now.