By chance I found some guy's resume in a discarded carrying bag. His name is unimportant.
Here is his Education Summary:
Honors Baccalaureate Degree, Film and Television Studies, from a local Community College.
Skills include: Time and Stress Management. Beverage Crafting. Avid Communication Skills. Interpersonal De-escalation, Inventory Logging, Customer Connecting, Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite.
His other skills include having filmed a 'slow pitch softball season on his phone'.
If the boss has first look at resumes, he immediately throws this one in the discard pile, because the guy has obviously used a template, and he spelled 'Honors' in American English.
Current Occupation: Barista.
The boss thinks, 'any idiot should be able to pour coffee in a Starbucks, with twenty minutes' training'. Next.
Here is his Education Summary:
Honors Baccalaureate Degree, Film and Television Studies, from a local Community College.
Skills include: Time and Stress Management. Beverage Crafting. Avid Communication Skills. Interpersonal De-escalation, Inventory Logging, Customer Connecting, Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite.
His other skills include having filmed a 'slow pitch softball season on his phone'.
If the boss has first look at resumes, he immediately throws this one in the discard pile, because the guy has obviously used a template, and he spelled 'Honors' in American English.
Current Occupation: Barista.
The boss thinks, 'any idiot should be able to pour coffee in a Starbucks, with twenty minutes' training'. Next.

