The clothing thread.

[great bear]

Did you flax your mussels for them?

Are you still knit picking?

 

[RayFinkel]

I'm hungry gonna scarf down some pizza.

 

[RayFinkel]

Don't have any money to order pizza, so decided to Microwave
some Pizza Pockets.

 

[RayFinkel]

HEY EVERYONE!

Guess what type of jeans I'm wearing?

 

[RayFinkel]

GUESS jeans

W I N N E R

 

[Mia.Colpa]

Oh geez, cut me some slack will you,

 

[RayFinkel]

I bent over and got my ascot

 

[LancsLad]

I bent over and got my ascot

I pressed a cute Thai against the back of the "comfy chair", knot what she expected.




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[3Tees]

Mods - please clothes this thread (apologies if this has been used before, I've been away and don't want to read seven pages of this stuff!)

 

[RayFinkel]

Mods - please clothes this thread (apologies if this has been used before, I've been away and don't want to read seven pages of this stuff!)

If this thread closes I'm gonna belt you in the face.

 

[LancsLad]

"Oh Mama Mia", why sew khaki?

If you help me find my khakis I'll drive you home.




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[RayFinkel]

Might take a holiday soon, thinking of Argyle, Ontario.
Has anyone been there?

 

[jazzpig]

Not being a stuffed shirt, are ya?

No but he does wear his heart on his sleeve.

 

[RayFinkel]

My ex left a message, I'm not gonna collar back.

 

[3Tees]

No but he does wear his heart on his sleeve.

Oh come on you guys. I just ask the moderators to clothes this thread - what's thong with that? Don't get your knickers in a knot over it. And for those that want to belt me for suggesting it, let me warn all you boxers out there, a bout with me would be very shorts and briefs.

 

[jazzpig]

Oh come on you guys. I just ask the moderators to clothes this thread - what's thong with that? Don't get your knickers in a knot over it. And for those that want to belt me for suggesting it, let me warn all you boxers out there, a bout with me would be very shorts and briefs.

You're getting a bit hot under the collar.

 

[RayFinkel]

Oh come on you guys. I just ask the moderators to clothes this thread - what's thong with that? Don't get your knickers in a knot over it. And for those that want to belt me for suggesting it, let me warn all you boxers out there, a bout with me would be very shorts and briefs.

I hope Mr.T-shirt socks you in the face.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

You can drive me, alright, but not home; got ants in my pants.

I think you're skirt ing the issue.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

You're getting a bit hot under the collar.

Yea, let's sit down and iron it out.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

Well, gotta hit the sac (ie. going to work), so nightie night!

Can't stay awake, you're hanging by a thread???