The clothing thread.

I think you have gone to fur.
 
red said:
don't skirt the issue.
Would you rather that I belt you in the lip? If I did, you could shoe me, or call the police and collar me. Of course, if we agreed to mediation before I go to court, we could just call it a tie. But if we went to trial, I could lose my shirt.
 
3Tees said:
Would you rather that I belt you in the lip? If I did, you could shoe me, or call the police and collar me. Of course, if we agreed to mediation before I go to court, we could just call it a tie. But if we went to trial, I could lose my shirt.

Its apparel you have lost your mind.
 
great bear said:
It toque you long enough to reply.



Speaking of rugs...................How are you?
 
great bear said:
It toque you long enough to reply.
i think there should be a cap on the number of posts in a thread like this.
 
great bear said:
I wanted to tie one on but stayed sober instead.


Staying sober is knot the problem. Its trying to string together these puns.