The clothing thread.

[Mia.Colpa]

I'll be the sole judge if this thread has merit.

Sew, you think you wear the pants in this thread?

 

[great bear]

yeah I am on a roll.

At least you are brief.

 

[FirstCaveman]

At least you are brief.

And not a sweater.

 

[great bear]

Took a while to unravel this thread. GB, thought you had buttoned your lip. Missed you; where have you been? Central America, stocking those latino babes?

I had to shoe the latinas away they wanted me so badly.

 

[great bear]

Now, you got me thinking of New Jersey.

Better than thinking about my long john.

 

[great bear]

Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind? You let them slip away? They made you pant, didn't they?

I pleated for them to leave me alone.

 

[LancsLad]

Better than thinking about my long john.

Not likely, I've heard they call it your Boy Shorts.

 

[LancsLad]

You should have let them reel you in and pin you down.

I'll try to selvage whats left of this thread and hem you in.


Or should I say I'll dart over to buttonhole you.


Most assuredly inuendo was intentional.


YMMV.


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[Meesh]

I dunno, this just seams wrong.

 

[LancsLad]

You can...a-hem...buttonhole me, anytime.

You have me in stitches.



I could say I would needle you but I do have marginally more girth.



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[LancsLad]

I would know if I satin your lap.

Thats a pattern I would love to follow.



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[Meesh]

Pretty soon, someone's gonna break out into thong!

(And I thertainly hope it'th not me!)

 

[LancsLad]

Pretty soon, someone's gonna break out into thong!

(And I thertainly hope it'th not me!)

With a crack like that ,you are hanging by a thread. Don't spool it for the rest of us. I'm hoping that PUNy will be bobbin soon, oral be de pleated in short order.


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[Meesh]

I think you're stocking me.

 

[LancsLad]

That better not be a fabrication.

Yawn...I'm attired; feel worn out from this thread.

I promise not to bolt, I'm as cloth as I dare get as I'm a frayed weave risked all as the dye is cast.


That's just too much punning, I'm getting older and need time to regroup after MPOG ( Multiple Puns on Goal)


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[a 1 player]

I got worn out reading this thread, can't it just be clothed and get it dover with?

 

[LancsLad]

Tried to have a nap, all my zzzz's turned into zig zags.

Lokking at your attire, may I say they are your Pinking Shears?????

 

[LancsLad]

Now, you cut that out.

I just may be sharp enough to do that.

 

[MrSmirf]

I got worn out reading this thread, can't it just be clothed and get it dover with?

I don't think this thread will end until the fat kady sings.

 

[MrSmirf]

Are you two knit-picking?

they'll be just weaving through that question, no doubt.