dude everyone here knows he is a pussy whipped hasbeen and has no say in his life at home and the wife calls the shots. he is most likely the manager at the local mcdonalds. he created a life for himself that everyone is supposed to buy into where he is allowed to talk and express himself. so please don't take his only joy and freedom away.
I think you owe McDonalds an apology. I go there often [one does not become a fatone via diet and exercise] and they seem to have some standards, at least around here.
Holy shit, this thread is approaching 20 pages, it seems that it keeps on going and going becuase Fuji keeps it going with his needless posts, I guess you can say he's an attention whore.
I think you owe an apology to whores, both of the attention sort and the more normal kind.
Lets see did I miss anything?
working on a cure for cancer, will redraft the constitution over the weekend, hung like a jackass, repeatedly turns down offer to run for office, voted humanitarian of the year in your community, speaks several language's, will resolve the middle east problem by Oct, opening an orphanage in West Africa, donates thousands of dollars to worthy charities, teaching blind children how to read brail, on the board of several Eco friendly organizations
But in everyone's eyes here you are just a lair, nothing more
You forgot
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
I also heard he was once on a boat.
