Well, your old pal Stoo hasn't spent much time up in the KW/C/G area for some time... not since the heady days of Hammtm, Boss Breanna and so many excellent indy options. Tonight was a wicked reminder as to why not...
I knew I was going to be in town tonight so I started to search Terb for some options this morning, but came up with nothing. So off I go to BP, and found this little number... Steffanie (http://kitchener.backpage.com/Femal...y-before-im-gone-420-226-374-7412-20/18584832) who I recall chatting with a year ago. Her tiny stature was appealing and there were a couple of ok reviews, and one cautionary note, which was super vague.
Anyway, a little texting throughout the day, and a time was set for this evening. I arrived at her motel on time, only to get the familiar stall. Starting to think things weren't going to happen, I began to consider Plan B. More about that in a bit...
Forty-five minutes late, I got up to her room. The 20 year old spinner in the ad had mysteriously morphed into what looked like a 40 year old crack head. (I didn't actually think she was, but she was just really pale, emaciated and unhealthy looking.) Taken aback, I went in anyway. She was extremely animated, bouncing around and chatty. She was wearing a robe, but it was clear she was even skinnier than her pictures. Plus, her face had strange pockmarks and sores she had been busy covering with makeup when I arrived. I should have bolted, but L'il Stooey was in need...
We chatted a bit, had a drink, and over the next 10 minutes, I was able to slide her robe up over her ass as she showed me her new pics on her iPad and told me how much time she had spent editing them. And she was right...
All the time, she was explaining to me that she had just gotten out of the hospital where she had been staying for two weeks while she treated her impetigo, and wasn't that weird "since it was normally a childhood disease". I'm not a Doctor, but I do recall that impetigo is highly contagious and it indicates a compromised immune system.
http://www.skinsight.com/adult/impetigo.htm
So back to the photo editing... yup, all the open sores and marks on her upper legs and thighs were beautifully edited out. She had panties on, but I'd seen WAY more than enough. I had decided some time ago to bolt, (a first in 10 years of hobbying) and I was just waiting for the right moment. I mentioned to her that I had something in the car for her, and would be right back. As I slipped out, I dropped $40 on the table and made my break.
A few minutes later, I sent her a text and told her that I was allergic to cats (she has a cat and a little dog in the room) and had to leave. She texted back that she knew I was leaving and knew that wasn't the reason. Mercifully, I haven't heard any more from her. (Oh I wish I'd used my hobby phone!!!)
So having made a clean break, I quickly turned to Plan B.
I had read about Ambition Spa the odd time. I love a good MP and am a frequent flyer at Muse, where I have never anything but great experiences. I didn't remember much about what I'd read about Ambition, but I seemed to recall mixed reviews. Anyway, desperate, I called to see who was available. Their site doesn't have pictures but I called to see who was available in 15, then hung up to read the descriptions. I settle on Chloe, and called back... Only to learn that one of you assholes had arrived and stolen her. I went to Plan B, Part 2 and asked for Lisa... and said I'd be there in 5.
When I arrived, I was greeted by Hannah the friendly, and very cute receptionist that told her I could only stay for 30 minutes (I figured the way the night was going, better to cut my losses). I entered the room, paid the fee and hit the shower...
A few minutes later, in bursts Lisa. She was smiling and friendly, and very easy on the eyes. She's a beautiful ebony girl, not so much "petite" as "compact".. kinda short, buy curvy and powerfully built. When she started to massage my back, she outlined the rules of the spa (which I was totally fine with...).
But then things started to look up. To start with, Lisa gives an excellent massage. I have a buggered back and her massage felt great. It was firm and effective.
Before long, things heated up some and I actually proposed staying longer, but was advised that that would be pointless so I kept my money!
Anyway, we enjoyed a slippery-good finish to an otherwise disastrous evening~
I fully expect to return to Ambition soon!
www.ambitionspa.ca
I knew I was going to be in town tonight so I started to search Terb for some options this morning, but came up with nothing. So off I go to BP, and found this little number... Steffanie (http://kitchener.backpage.com/Femal...y-before-im-gone-420-226-374-7412-20/18584832) who I recall chatting with a year ago. Her tiny stature was appealing and there were a couple of ok reviews, and one cautionary note, which was super vague.
Anyway, a little texting throughout the day, and a time was set for this evening. I arrived at her motel on time, only to get the familiar stall. Starting to think things weren't going to happen, I began to consider Plan B. More about that in a bit...
Forty-five minutes late, I got up to her room. The 20 year old spinner in the ad had mysteriously morphed into what looked like a 40 year old crack head. (I didn't actually think she was, but she was just really pale, emaciated and unhealthy looking.) Taken aback, I went in anyway. She was extremely animated, bouncing around and chatty. She was wearing a robe, but it was clear she was even skinnier than her pictures. Plus, her face had strange pockmarks and sores she had been busy covering with makeup when I arrived. I should have bolted, but L'il Stooey was in need...
We chatted a bit, had a drink, and over the next 10 minutes, I was able to slide her robe up over her ass as she showed me her new pics on her iPad and told me how much time she had spent editing them. And she was right...
All the time, she was explaining to me that she had just gotten out of the hospital where she had been staying for two weeks while she treated her impetigo, and wasn't that weird "since it was normally a childhood disease". I'm not a Doctor, but I do recall that impetigo is highly contagious and it indicates a compromised immune system.
http://www.skinsight.com/adult/impetigo.htm
So back to the photo editing... yup, all the open sores and marks on her upper legs and thighs were beautifully edited out. She had panties on, but I'd seen WAY more than enough. I had decided some time ago to bolt, (a first in 10 years of hobbying) and I was just waiting for the right moment. I mentioned to her that I had something in the car for her, and would be right back. As I slipped out, I dropped $40 on the table and made my break.
A few minutes later, I sent her a text and told her that I was allergic to cats (she has a cat and a little dog in the room) and had to leave. She texted back that she knew I was leaving and knew that wasn't the reason. Mercifully, I haven't heard any more from her. (Oh I wish I'd used my hobby phone!!!)
So having made a clean break, I quickly turned to Plan B.
I had read about Ambition Spa the odd time. I love a good MP and am a frequent flyer at Muse, where I have never anything but great experiences. I didn't remember much about what I'd read about Ambition, but I seemed to recall mixed reviews. Anyway, desperate, I called to see who was available. Their site doesn't have pictures but I called to see who was available in 15, then hung up to read the descriptions. I settle on Chloe, and called back... Only to learn that one of you assholes had arrived and stolen her. I went to Plan B, Part 2 and asked for Lisa... and said I'd be there in 5.
When I arrived, I was greeted by Hannah the friendly, and very cute receptionist that told her I could only stay for 30 minutes (I figured the way the night was going, better to cut my losses). I entered the room, paid the fee and hit the shower...
A few minutes later, in bursts Lisa. She was smiling and friendly, and very easy on the eyes. She's a beautiful ebony girl, not so much "petite" as "compact".. kinda short, buy curvy and powerfully built. When she started to massage my back, she outlined the rules of the spa (which I was totally fine with...).
But then things started to look up. To start with, Lisa gives an excellent massage. I have a buggered back and her massage felt great. It was firm and effective.
Before long, things heated up some and I actually proposed staying longer, but was advised that that would be pointless so I kept my money!
Anyway, we enjoyed a slippery-good finish to an otherwise disastrous evening~
I fully expect to return to Ambition soon!
www.ambitionspa.ca
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