The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart

[calloway]

I get a kick out of this chart title... what's an "authentic" woman?

Well boys... are you in the red zone? Seems pretty small to be considered "ideal".

I know... it's how you use it and not the size that matters.

 

[shack]

I get a kick out of this chart title... what's an "authentic" woman?

"Authentic" may be referring to "chart".

 

[Rockslinger]

what's an "authentic" woman?

The modern "authentic" woman prefers another modern "authentic woman. No dick need apply. Please take your chart and go home.

 

[LexingtonJeremy]

How many women have you heard say something like, "My last boyfriend was 10 inches. A week after I broke up with him, I got with my best guy friend, who's 8 and a half"? They throw numbers like that around as if they're the norm.

My point is that women have no clue when it comes to measurements. A lot of them are going to see a standard 6" dick and think it's 8". And don't even get me started with girth. These stats can't be trusted.

 

[papasmerf]

nah tape measure by my bed...lol and i agree with the chart ;-)

I will have to bring a set of calipers and check out the receptor.

 

[y2kmark]

Be sure ...

I will have to bring a set of calipers and check out the receptor.

to bring a magnifying glass as well there, pee wee!!

 

[Rockslinger]

nah tape measure by my bed...lol and i agree with the chart

But, but the avearge (not that you are average) vagina is 41/2 inches. Then you (I mean he) hits cervix.

 

[TeflonJohn]

I hope this chart is not true, I'm only in the blue

 

[The Oracle]

But, but the avearge (not that you are average) vagina is 41/2 inches. Then you (I mean he) hits cervix.

If that is true then alot of cervix's are getting the shit kicked out of them,

 

[Rockslinger]

If that is true then alot of cervix's are getting the shit kicked out of them,

Sexy Violet said that anything longer than 5 inches hurts her cervix. It is not nice to hurt a woman's cervix.

 

[therocket]

Yeah - I'm in the red!

funny because I have been told girth is more important than length...

 

[The Oracle]

Sexy Violet said that anything longer than 5 inches hurts her cervix. It is not nice to hurt a woman's cervix.

I noticed that in a few of her prized works. She shy's away from the vaginal impaling yet has been known to swallow a few swords in her time. Conclusion shallow pussy, deep throat.

 

[Carrie Moon]

How many women have you heard say something like, "My last boyfriend was 10 inches. A week after I broke up with him, I got with my best guy friend, who's 8 and a half"?

uh.. none... and not only do I hang out with a lot of women who talk about ses. I am one.

No tape measure by my bed. I use my hand. If it fits nicely hard in the palm of my hand I'm happy with it.

FYI.. I for one prefer an average sized cock to a monster cock.. and even an undersized cock to a monster cock.

 

[2k5]

i would rather be in the e section and have a big cock it might not please the women but just watching their jaws drop is good enough for me
not that it has ever happen to me tho
more like pointing and giggling

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

If Lisa traveled the same distance for every inch she took in her pussy..............

nah tape measure by my bed...lol and i agree with the chart ;-)

................she would be stuck in China.!


Sometimes dick size does not matter. Look at Bill Gates, does his dick size matter, for God sake, he looks like Kermit the Frog.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

She could easiliy get back.

................she would be stuck in China.!

All she would have to do is eat CHINESE, it would be sort of a all you can eat proposition!

 

[qwertyuio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

So where's the vagina size preference chart?

 

[a 1 player]

Am I the only one who has never measured myself?

 

[Rockslinger]

I for one prefer an average sized cock to a monster cock..

Hey Carrie, you do realize that you have offended the 90% of men who are "above average" or "monster" size, don't you. Survey after survey have clearly demonstrated that only 10% of men are "average" size and 90% are "above average".

 

[Cleftwynd]

Am I the only one who has never measured myself?

nope, and tempting as it is, I'm not going too...lol