The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[genintoronto]

I'm just a little sensitive. I recently saw something on TV about cowboys and recipes of prairie oysters. One involved boiling 'em.

New question - ladies in the biz shower/bathe much more frequently than the average joe/jane. What soap do you recommend?

I use shower gel rather than soap. I also use what I call "pussy soap", which is actually not a soap but a cleanser that doesn't fuck up with the ph level of the pussy. I think they call it "feminine cleanser" or some similar euphemism. I also cream my body from toes to head with cacao butter.

 

[moresex4me]

I use shower gel rather than soap. I also use what I call "pussy soap", which is actually not a soap but a cleanser that doesn't fuck up with the ph level of the pussy. I think they call it "feminine cleanser" or some similar euphemism. I also cream my body from toes to head with cacao butter.

I'll volunteer for the creaming part, head to toe and back again!

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Is it true that women find "angry Black men" sexually exciting?

Yes, but only the ones that run successful competing threads.

 

[Ashton.]

I also cream my body from toes to head with cacao butter.

Mmmm me too.... Body butter is the best. I love the coconut and satsuma ones...

 

[Kyra.Graves]

New question - ladies in the biz shower/bathe much more frequently than the average joe/jane. What soap do you recommend?

I'm a fan of this soap however there are many made by Lush that are excellent.

I also follow with a moisturizer, depending on when I am seeing the client (I avoid fragrance when nearing a call) I alternate between Tval's Clean body butter and their Banana Cream Pie skin parfait.

Oh and I use this on my face.

 

[calloway]

Have you ever broken any furniture while performing in your line of work?

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Do you have any idea what in blazes David Carradine ("Kung Fu") was doing when he expired in that Thai closet?

He was practising Autoerotic Asphyxiation (AEA), a fairly common but risky sexual act. To the best of my knowledge the idea of AEA comes from watching hangings where men would sometimes get erections and occasionally ejaculate. There is reference to this by the Marquis de Sade in one of his books (Justine - had to look that up).

Here's an interesting article on it
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...e-roffey-looks-at-a-lethal-taboo-1484619.html

I have read this book on the topic...
http://www.amazon.com/Breathless-Orgasm-Lovemap-Biography-Asphyxiophilia/dp/0879756640

and just discovered this book which looks like interesting reading as well.
http://www.amazon.com/Autoerotic-As...al-Aspects/dp/1587366045/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_b

 

[smylee52]

I would first like to ask the ladies whether they laugh reading their reviews.
I literally laughed out loud reading smylee's new style and original "movie reviews"... I'm just disapointed he didn't start them earlier as I only got a "boring" typed review from him.


Genevieve ,

In recognition of your fine work in starting this thread here is your movie . I hope you are less disappointed after seeing it (LOL) .

Warning - Gen can be heard talking dirty in this Video .

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009061217015884

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker,
Let say you have a 15 year old son, and you stumble on his stash of "girlie" magazines while cleaning his room. Would you:

a) Discretely make those mags "disappear".
b) Rip them to shreds and throw the pieces on his bed and then beat the crap out of him when he gets home.
c) Smile to yourself knowing that you have a normal, healthy hetero (not that there is anything wrong with the other 10,000 sexual varients) male child who is naturally interested in and curious about the female body.

 

[Rockslinger]

He was practising Autoerotic Asphyxiation (AEA), a fairly common but risky sexual act.

Shouldn't AEA be illegal?

 

[toughb]

Shouldn't AEA be illegal?

***

Yes, but so is suicide...

 

[Hiding]

Shouldn't AEA be illegal?

I'd love to see you enforce that

 

[genintoronto]

Genevieve ,

In recognition of your fine work in starting this thread here is your movie . I hope you are less disappointed after seeing it (LOL) .

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009061217015884

Thanks Smylee. I just replied in the thread.

I'm really honored to be playing in one of your movie. They are so dirty in a hilarious kind of way. I loved it.

Thanks for making me laugh today.

 

[Rockslinger]

I'd love to see you enforce that

Do you know anybody who actually practices AEA ? I'm almost afraid to ask: "Are they still alive?"

 

[Amanda_kirby]

I would first like to ask the ladies whether they laugh reading their reviews.
I literally laughed out loud reading smylee's new style and original "movie reviews"... I'm just disapointed he didn't start them earlier as I only got a "boring" typed review from him.


Genevieve ,

In recognition of your fine work in starting this thread here is your movie . I hope you are less disappointed after seeing it (LOL) .

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009061217015884

How have I not seen these yet? Smylee, you rock.

 

[IndianDude]

Would you care if a client wore track pants to a meeting?
Would it make a difference if he was cleaned-up, but still wore trackpants?

Does attire make a difference?

I for one have thought about wearing track pants, but thought against it as I did not know how she would react.

 

[Hiding]

Do you know anybody who actually practices AEA ? I'm almost afraid to ask: "Are they still alive?"

Yeah, its really common... although less common than having a partner choke you. There's a yummy lightheaded feeling associated. For me that goes into the list of 'things I love to do but not with a client'. I wouldn't do it to myself though... its not the same.

 

[Hiding]

Would you care if a client wore track pants to a meeting?
Would it make a difference if he was cleaned-up, but still wore trackpants?

Does attire make a difference?

I for one have thought about wearing track pants, but thought against it as I did not know how she would react.

Aren't you taking your clothes off anyways? Who cares then?
If a client came in sweatpants I probably wouldn't notice. If a client came without a sense of humour I'd be upset.

 

[IndianDude]

An Sp once told me I should be a lesbian after I ate her out.
I'm assuming it was a complement to my oral skills. What are your thoughts.

 

[genintoronto]

Would you care if a client wore track pants to a meeting?
Would it make a difference if he was cleaned-up, but still wore trackpants?

Does attire make a difference?

I for one have thought about wearing track pants, but thought against it as I did not know how she would react.

Would it make a difference, yes and no.

I would be lying if I was to say that it wouldn't make any difference at all on my first impression when the client enters the room. I do pay attention to how a client is dressed, to his shoes, to his hands, etc. I also do believe that there's a proper type of attire for every situation in life, and trackpants don't fit in my understanding of proper attire for an intimate rendez-vous with a lady, whether you are paying her or not.

That being said, there's more to a first impression and what follows than how someone is dressed. Similarly to what Becky said, I would be much more annoyed by a client who forgot his manners or sense of humor at the door, than by a client who didn't bother putting dressier pants than trackpants on.

So, to answer your question: if you can, I would suggest you follow your guts and take the time to change into something a little classier than trackpants. But I also don't think it should make a significant difference on the level and quality of service you should receive from the lady you are seeing.