The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker,
When I was young and foolish, I use to frequent Times Square in New York City. One night I was watching the stage show at the "Sex World". The 3 ladies on the low stage were doing "dildo scenes". One lady inserted the entire dildo (a huge motherf...r) HEAD first inside her vagina until it was completely out of sight. Then she pushed the dildo out HEAD first! How did she do that? Can a woman actually make the dildo do a u-turn inside their vaginas? I asked a couple of my Toronto dancer friends and they said it must have been a "trick dildo".

 

[genintoronto]

*On my way out to get a chupa chup, some peaches and tic-tacs*

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker,
I am sure that all or almost all of your clients are "normal" human beings. Did you ever meet a client who really made you nervous? Someone who you thought might be a nutcase or an escaped ax murderer? Has someone wearing trackpants and a "Coors Light" baseball cap ever showed up at your door ?

 

[genintoronto]

Above all remember that each lady is individual and that you need to learn to watch her responses. There is a lot of 'specific' instruction in the above post that I could say would be a definite turn off for me or would not be reading me correct.

The same rules apply for giving head, everyone is different and gives a different reaction in order to express pleasure, discomfort or disinterest in the current technique. When you are unsure ask, a simple 'You like that?" or "how does this feel" opens the conversation to a little direction and hopefully your partner will respond with either a Great, Fucking great, Harder, Faster, Slower, etc.

Yes, yes, yes, of course. That's why I tried to emphasize the idea of paying attention to her body reaction when trying out different things/techniques, but of course, there's nothing like vocalizing and asking for feedback.

 

[Mrbig1949]

I would be interested in the percentage of guys when you feel "wow this is great, I hope he comes back often." as opposed to the percentage of guys to whom you think, "OMG I just wish this was over, this guy is an AH." Probably most in between.

 

[genintoronto]

I would be interested in the percentage of guys when you feel "wow this is great, I hope he comes back often." as opposed to the percentage of guys to whom you think, "OMG I just wish this was over, this guy is an AH." Probably most in between.

I don't keep stats from the clients I see, but I would say that probably close to 9 clients out of 10 I close the door after an appointment thinking that I would like to see him again. Not all of them are "wow", but they are respectful, nice, clean and fun gentlemen, and therefore, good clients that I would be happy to see again.

 

[moresex4me]

I don't keep stats from the clients I see, but I would say that probably close to 9 clients out of 10 I close the door after an appointment thinking that I would like to see him again. Not all of them are "wow", but they are respectful, nice, clean and fun gentlemen, and therefore, good clients that I would be happy to see again.

moresex4me is working the tic tac very hard to build up his strength to make it into the 10% "wow" factor...

 

[moresex4me]

Dear Miss Hooker,

How many SP`s check out the directory of bad clients mentioned in the following sticky: https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=130406

It seems like a good resource for both independents and agencies, although how you figure out if it`s the same guy if he`s not using his name and has changed phone numbers, I have no idea.

 

[sailor1500]

My own likes and dislikes:

• Be closely shaved.

What about those of us with full beards? (I'm not talking about trendy 3-day-old-shadow, more Santa-Claus-y.) My SO says she likes to feel the softness on her. But is that non-universal, and some (many?) providers would prefer not to have me and my ilk DATY? (Which would SERIOUSLY reduce my pleasure, but, hey, giving her pleasure is one of the things that gives me pleasure .)

 

[roblestone]

I think this thread would make a good book. If you do roleplaying what role is requested most? What role do u like to play the most? How does the script go?

 

[trm]

Above all remember that each lady is individual and that you need to learn to watch her responses. There is a lot of 'specific' instruction in the above post that I could say would be a definite turn off for me or would not be reading me correct.

The same rules apply for giving head, everyone is different and gives a different reaction in order to express pleasure, discomfort or disinterest in the current technique. When you are unsure ask, a simple 'You like that?" or "how does this feel" opens the conversation to a little direction and hopefully your partner will respond with either a Great, Fucking great, Harder, Faster, Slower, etc.
Your 'civilian' dates will generally do to you what they like (SP's are different) so watch what her techniques are and start with that. If she is sloppy and wet with her blowjob then she likely likes it sloppy and wet, if she uses hard pressure and a little teeth then she probably likes that done to her, etc.
If you provide feedback to your partner she will most likely do the same for you. In general saying things like "that's great, keep going" and "slower baby" or "i love it when you suck on the head (or go deep)" will be enough direction for your date and when you return the favour you'll find she'll be much more open to offering suggestions and feedback as well.

Asking for feedback is always a good idea. Some people may not feel comfortable offering it and appreciate being asked. When I'm with a woman for the first time I will ask her what she likes and how she likes it and request feedback and directions. I have found that this improves the experience for both and that most women do appreciate being asked. I am not a mind reader. I won't know what she likes unless she tells me, so I ask her, politely.

 

[genintoronto]

I think this thread would make a good book. If you do roleplaying what role is requested most? What role do u like to play the most? How does the script go?

I do lots of "role play" in my head when I jerk off, but when it comes time to perform it in real life, I suck at it. I just can't get into it, I just giggle the whole time and can't stay in character.

Which is a shame, because in my head, I'm really good at it, and you wouldn't believe the dirty stuff I can come up with.

 

[Rockslinger]

I do lots of "role play" in my head when I jerk off, but when it comes time to perform it in real life, I suck at it.

But, didn't you role play when you did that 6 hour duo (shouldn't you still be resting?) with Ashton?

 

[genintoronto]

But, didn't you role play when you did that 6 hour duo (shouldn't you still be resting?) with Ashton?

Well, there was this scene with the bell boy when I answered the door half naked, but that wasn't role play, that was all very real.

I'm well rested and ready to play again, thank you for your concerns.

 

[friendz4evr]

I do lots of "role play" in my head when I jerk off, but when it comes time to perform it in real life, I suck at it. I just can't get into it, I just giggle the whole time and can't stay in character.

Which is a shame, because in my head, I'm really good at it, and you wouldn't believe the dirty stuff I can come up with.

For instance?

 

[moresex4me]

Well, there was this scene with the bell boy when I answered the door half naked, but that wasn't role play, that was all very real.

I'm well rested and ready to play again, thank you for your concerns.

That was pretty funny! Especially with the other two parties giggling away in the background! I still don't know how Gen kept it together, and I think the bell boy got a look at her goodies! I'm not sure how he kept it together, actually!

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker,
Is it true that generously endowed labia minoras on a woman means she engages in excessive DATY ? Why is there such a large variation in size, thickness and shape of labia minoras?

 

[Hiding]

Dear Miss Hooker,
Is it true that generously endowed labia minoras on a woman means she engages in excessive DATY ? Why is there such a large variation in size, thickness and shape of labia minoras?

No. Genetics: why is there such a large variation in size, thickness, and shape of penises?

 

[Rockslinger]

why is there such a large variation in size, thickness, and shape of penises?

Hey Becky,
I don't know the answer to your penis question because I have seen only one penis (my own) . Is there really that much variation?

A supplement to my original question. Do mothers have larger labia minoras post childbirth compared to pre?

 

[Hiding]

Hey Becky,
I don't know the answer to your penis question because I have seen only one penis (my own) . Is there really that much variation?

A supplement to my original question. Do mothers have larger labia minoras post childbirth compared to pre?

Nothing changes the shape of your labia except labiaplasty or stretching with weights. And haven't you watched straight porn? There's as wide or wider variation in penises.