The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[Carrie Moon]

just tried a search for the thread on the female condom and can't find it.. hmm.. strange.. anyway.. it was discussed how noisy it is. It sounds like crinkling a plastic baggie. As Gen mentioned as well.. it's never easy to slip into the mix as it's a cumbersome set of 2 rings with a large sheath.

It's difficult to keep the outer ring in place but I have found it necessary when a guy's cock won't fit a normal condom. A client of mine I used to see a while back a few times had a triangular cock.. very flat, wide at the base and narrow at the head so normal condoms would just roll off of him.

Oldgeek.. I don't know why some girls feel the need to fake it so much. I personally don't like working in a duo with such girls or in porn. I find it a mood kill and distracting. For me it's about the subtle sighs and flushed skin, dilated pupils etc that are a turn on.

Perhaps they overcompensate for not liking their work? or they are so worried about reviews that they aren't into it that they think if they fool the guy they will make them think they are a stud.

re: getting/maintaining a monogamous relationship? It's easy. A relationship isn't based solely on sex. Just a reminder!!!

 

[Ashton.]

With over 10,000 posts, I'm forgetting previous questions.

Do you have any music on when you are "in session"? What about radio and/ or TV?

When I do incall I normally take my laptop along and have some soft music playing in the background. And for outcall, I find most gentlemen will have a satellite music station on. It's all about creating the mood!

 

[Rockslinger]

just tried a search for the thread on the female condom and can't find it.. hmm.. strange..

I did an unsuccessful search as well. Maybe the subject is taboo on TERB.

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker
Does your Gyno know what you do to earn a dollar? If yes, does he or she offer any advice? Also, do you feel "expose" when your Gyno does an "internal" ?

 

[amber-jade]

Dear Miss Hooker
Does your Gyno know what you do to earn a dollar? If yes, does he or she offer any advice? Also, do you feel "expose" when your Gyno does an "internal": ?

yes ''she'' knows everything ,
the only advice she ever gives is the obvious,(safety etc )
i always tease her during it with a little moan

 

[Rockslinger]

i always tease her during it with a little moan

Is there a nurse in the room during the "internal" to ensure the Gyno doesn't molest you ?

 

[Twinklegirl]

Is there a nurse in the room during the "internal" to ensure the Gyno doesn't molest you ?

At my gyno there is a nurse that stands by. I don't feel exposed. I've had three kids. Once your legs are in stirrups and everyone but the hospital custodian has been in your room, you really have no dignity left.

 

[smylee52]

Good questions. We should ask them.

Personally, I think I'm better at the fuck some, laugh some, fuck some more kind of encounter.

Since you asked I prefer the fuck some laugh some .

 

[genintoronto]

I don't know why some girls feel the need to fake it so much. I personally don't like working in a duo with such girls or in porn. I find it a mood kill and distracting. For me it's about the subtle sighs and flushed skin, dilated pupils etc that are a turn on.

Which is why I usually watch porn with the sounds off. Can't stand the overtly fake moanings and screamings.

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker,
What is good "wambo minki" music? What about 1812 Overture with the cannons shooting off ?
(Ashton: I know you said you like soft background music. Are cannons shooting off overkill?)

 

[GotGusto]

How many clients have you seen that are physically disabled (eg. wheelchair bound or a chronic non-infecious disease/condition that disables portions of their body)? How many of your clients have been mortally ill (eg. have cancer and told several months to live - and you can tell from the way they look that they're ill).

Have you ever had clients that you thought were underage, like a 16 year old guy who wants to break the seal on his virginity?

What's the funkiest place that a client has wanted to have sex with you in (eg. his washroom)?

Have you ever unintentionally offended a client such that he wanted to end the session over it?

Have you ever been hired by a married guy to come over to his house while his wife was home, but unaware that you were an SP (eg. he told her you work at the office) so that he could nut right under his wife's nose with another woman?

Have any clients ever asked for you to engage in sexual acts with animals they have in their home (eg. dog, cat, bird, guinea pig, hamster)

 

[Ashton.]

Dear Miss Hooker,
What is good "wambo minki" music? What about 1812 Overture with the cannons shooting off ?
(Ashton: I know you said you like soft background music. Are cannons shooting off overkill?)

Oh I don't know, seems kind of appropriate...

 

[Ashton.]

How many clients have you seen that are physically disabled (eg. wheelchair bound or a chronic non-infecious disease/condition that disables portions of their body)? How many of your clients have been mortally ill (eg. have cancer and told several months to live - and you can tell from the way they look that they're ill).

I have had clients with one arm, with one leg, one client who was almost completely blind, and one who was paralyzed on one side of his body. I've never seen a wheel chair bound client but would have no problem with it.

Have you ever had clients that you thought were underage, like a 16 year old guy who wants to break the seal on his virginity?

Never had a client who looked younger than 25 but I would not hesitate to ask for ID.

What's the funkiest place that a client has wanted to have sex with you in (eg. his washroom)?

Hmmm I don't know that i've really been asked to do it in "funky" places. I've seen at least 3 clients in their bosses offices though... One in a boardroom.

Have you ever unintentionally offended a client such that he wanted to end the session over it?

Not as far as I know lol.

Have you ever been hired by a married guy to come over to his house while his wife was home, but unaware that you were an SP (eg. he told her you work at the office) so that he could nut right under his wife's nose with another woman?

No and I would never do this. I have far more class than to take part in something like this. It's one thing to know a client is likely married, quite another to look his wife in the face.

Have any clients ever asked for you to engage in sexual acts with animals they have in their home (eg. dog, cat, bird, guinea pig, hamster)

No and this would be a very good way for a client to get a swift kick in the jewels from me.

 

[Rockload6]

I find it quite funny that the question of sexual acts with animals keeps coming up. Nearly once every 2-3 pages. Either people are a lot more interested in beastiality than I thought or guys seem to think these amazing ladies will do crazy things for the mighty dollar.
Can you honestly see such beautiful and classy ladies such as Gen, Ashton, and many more doing these degrading things?

 

[GotGusto]

I find it quite funny that the question of sexual acts with animals keeps coming up. Nearly once every 2-3 pages. Either people are a lot more interested in beastiality than I thought or guys seem to think these amazing ladies will do crazy things for the mighty dollar.
Can you honestly see such beautiful and classy ladies such as Gen, Ashton, and many more doing these degrading things?

lol - dude, there are beautiful women out there that'll do anything.

 

[Rockload6]

Beastiality is just really wrong IMO, but whatever makes people happy I guess. All I will say is "lucky pet" if it got some lovin' with these sexy womonz.

 

[genintoronto]

I find it quite funny that the question of sexual acts with animals keeps coming up. Nearly once every 2-3 pages. Either people are a lot more interested in beastiality than I thought or guys seem to think these amazing ladies will do crazy things for the mighty dollar.

My thoughts exactly.

Animals are off limits for me, as are corpses and children. Enthusiastic consent from all parties involved is what distinguish sex from abuse.

I've had only one client who I thought looked underage: as he didn't want to show me his ID to prove that he was at least 18, I refused to carry on with the appointment and left.

I used to see a few physically disabled clients when I was doing outcalls. Since I've switched to incalls, I haven't seen any clients with visible disability. I would however accomodate outcalls for disabled clients. I've always enjoyed my sessions with disabled people: they tend to be very respectful clients (probably because they know from experience how it feels to be treated as less than human), it often requires more creativity and imagination on my part to work around their disability, and they themselves tend to be more creative about sex and how to get off.

 

[Cycleguy007]

It's one thing to know a client is married, quite another to look his wife in the face.

What about engaging in sexual activity with her?

 

[Ashton.]

What about engaging in sexual activity with her?

Haha well that's another ball game all together . No one is getting decieved in that case...

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Miss Hooker,
Have you ever accompanied a client to a social or business event as "arm candy"? If yes, were you bored to tears?