Never had a clue some of these were about masturbation... 
Which ones are missing?
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1925
Which ones are missing?
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1925
The 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation
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"She-Bop" (Cyndi Lauper) is my favourite!
We-hell- I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop -
Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop -
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop
Oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop
(whistle along here...)
Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret -
Ain't no law against it yet.
Oop - she bop - she bop -
She bop - he bop - we bop.....
We-hell- I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop -
Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop -
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop
Oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop
(whistle along here...)
Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret -
Ain't no law against it yet.
Oop - she bop - she bop -
She bop - he bop - we bop.....
some articles never die.
Apparently. http://www.nadamucho.com/columns/letter_from_the_editor/odes_to_onanism_-_best_masturbation_songs.html.
So how much overlap do we need for a case of plagiarism????
Apparently. http://www.nadamucho.com/columns/letter_from_the_editor/odes_to_onanism_-_best_masturbation_songs.html.
So how much overlap do we need for a case of plagiarism????
C
Cute In A Kilt
"I Touch Myself" was the first one I thought of lol When I was a youth in lesbian alternative clubs, they LOVED this song
Frankie Goes to Hollywood...RELAX.calloway said:Never had a clue some of these were about masturbation...
Which ones are missing?
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1925
Primer Meco - Brujeria
Jale, Jaale, Jale...
Donde caya to primer meco?
En el piso? ¿En la cama?
En tus calzones?
Pervertido - yo se lo que haces
El diablo te esta manando
Con to mano satanica
Te sacas los mecos
Te va a crecer mano de chivo
A donde cayo tu primer meco?
En la panza de la puta?
En las nalgas de puerquita?
En el culo de borrego?
Pervertido - todos saben que haces
Mejor la puta que la mano
A la mejor te caes en esos rios de sida
Resale a satanas y jales jamas
Pervertido con la mano peluda
To pito se va joder
Una, dos, tres veses al dia
Pensando de "Trevi" te ayuda
Te vas a mandar al infierno
Translation: First Load
Pull, Pull, Pull...
Where did you drop your first load?
On the floor? In bed?
In your pants?
Perverted - I know what you're doing
The devil is commanding you
With your satanic hand
You make yourself cum
You're going to grow a goat's hand
Where did you drop your first load?
On a ******* belly?
On a young pig's ass?
In a sheep's ass?
Perverted - everyone knows what you're doing
The ***** is better than the hand
Most of which you drop in these rivers of AIDS
Go to Satan and never pull it
Perverted with a hairy hand
Your peter is going to be fucked up
One, two, three times a day
Thinking of "Trevi" helps you
You're going to hell
Jale, Jaale, Jale...
Donde caya to primer meco?
En el piso? ¿En la cama?
En tus calzones?
Pervertido - yo se lo que haces
El diablo te esta manando
Con to mano satanica
Te sacas los mecos
Te va a crecer mano de chivo
A donde cayo tu primer meco?
En la panza de la puta?
En las nalgas de puerquita?
En el culo de borrego?
Pervertido - todos saben que haces
Mejor la puta que la mano
A la mejor te caes en esos rios de sida
Resale a satanas y jales jamas
Pervertido con la mano peluda
To pito se va joder
Una, dos, tres veses al dia
Pensando de "Trevi" te ayuda
Te vas a mandar al infierno
Translation: First Load
Pull, Pull, Pull...
Where did you drop your first load?
On the floor? In bed?
In your pants?
Perverted - I know what you're doing
The devil is commanding you
With your satanic hand
You make yourself cum
You're going to grow a goat's hand
Where did you drop your first load?
On a ******* belly?
On a young pig's ass?
In a sheep's ass?
Perverted - everyone knows what you're doing
The ***** is better than the hand
Most of which you drop in these rivers of AIDS
Go to Satan and never pull it
Perverted with a hairy hand
Your peter is going to be fucked up
One, two, three times a day
Thinking of "Trevi" helps you
You're going to hell
Then there is a the All By Myself by Greenday.
I was alone,I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...
I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself,
All by myself
I was alone,I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...
I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself,
All by myself
