that bastard

[miranda]

Do you think Bin Laden is alive?

 

[Remo]

Despite rumours that he may be I think he succumbed to his kidney ailment. He had a rare kidney ailment called "2000 lb bomb hitting his bunker". It almost always fatal.

 

[miranda]

wouldnt it be odd if he lived through that and all U.S. efforts `and then died in the earthquake?

 

[miranda]

oops-I get it now-LOL

 

[crash]

I have it on good authority that they will never catch him. He was out of Afghanistan within 48 hrs of 9/11. He is currently working as a bouncer at I Don't Knows in Etobicoke. Since the place is not frequented, except by transients and low-life (I've been there once, that was enough), his anonymity will keep him safe.

Either that, or he is a cab driver in Winnipeg.


(Sorry if I offend anyone, just kidding).

 

[james t kirk]

I heard he was Sadam Husein's house guest in downtown Bagdad.

Look out below your poor iraqui bastards

 

[fijiman]

I reckon if he was alive he would have sent out another "Fuck you Infidels!" video by now.

 

[miranda]

I wish you'd stop beating around the bush tinop and say what you really mean-LOL

 

[MrEasy]

Personally, I believe Bin Laden is hiding in the French riviera, posing as a German tourist under the name of Larry Been Hidin'.

Last seen on the beach in a red thong, sipping a margarita, with several cute little things sporting moustaches by his side.

 

[mach1]

He is probally living in Kitchener collecting welfare knowing our Goverment.

 

[miranda]

under 6 different names

 

[Nibbler]

Why Booty, have you done something to get the wrath of Miranda invoked upon yourself?

 

[The Baroness]

OMg this thread is so old!


Digging in the archives tonight?

 

[peteeey]

He's working as an Elvis impersonator in North Bay.

 

[tboy]

Easy, you almost had it, I think his new alias is "Wearya Bin Hidin"

I personally don't think they've got him yet and as long as the US keeps trying (even if bush doesn't get re-elected) they will get him eventually. The world really isn't that big SOMEONE will turn him in, probably one of those true believers who doesn't give a rat's ass about paradise after he's dead....he wants it NOW (and he can have it with the reward money).

 

[[ALIMEISTER]]

Bush might bring him back captured before the elections...