Thai massage menu

How does one go to Thailand without their wife/SO?
You tell them that you were asked to join CIA/Illuminati/etc fancy order and that they’re having a conference there that you must attend as well as due to be promoted [w more money / status / career ] as a result.

you’d probably have to show some fake ID, say CIA badge, to prove It.

i mean, obviously, the conference can go wrong and one can say that he failed… but, again, takes a maestro to dance lol
 
Is there a thigh massage menu? Foot massage?...
 
Thailand has any type of massage you can dream of!

Checkout Pattaya and Bangkok, YouTube videos to see what is going on right now.