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janie888

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I’ve noticed you can buy testosterone gummies at the pharmacy in the states off the shelf. Is it illegal to bring back into Canada?
 
Can’t comment on legality but if you ditch the packaging (use a Ziploc or something) they’d have to seriously suspect you of something and send everything in your luggage to a lab to determine the contents.

And even then if it were “illegal” the penalty would likely just be a fine.

You’re not smuggling heroin here. :)
 
Can’t comment on legality but if you ditch the packaging (use a Ziploc or something) they’d have to seriously suspect you of something and send everything in your luggage to a lab to determine the contents.

And even then if it were “illegal” the penalty would likely just be a fine.

You’re not smuggling heroin here. :)

Well, can't be cannabis, I guess depending on the state you're getting them shipped from maybe?
 
I thought testosterone boosters don’t work? I thought they were all just a scam made by supplement companies :) . From my understanding if you want to increase testosterone levels you would need to either get the patches or inject (learned all of this from some guy at the gym)
 
I thought testosterone boosters don’t work? I thought they were all just a scam made by supplement companies :) . From my understanding if you want to increase testosterone levels you would need to either get the patches or inject (learned all of this from some guy at the gym)
Or lose weight, hit leg day, get sleep, but they won't get you to the next level. For that you need to Tren hard, eat Clen, Test your limits, Debolish your obstacles, Anavar give up, then you will be Primo and Winnie.
 
Or lose weight, hit leg day, get sleep, but they won't get you to the next level. For that you need to Tren hard, eat Clen, Test your limits, Debolish your obstacles, Anavar give up, then you will be Primo and Winnie.
WTF?
 
Or lose weight, hit leg day, get sleep, but they won't get you to the next level. For that you need to Tren hard, eat Clen, Test your limits, Debolish your obstacles, Anavar give up, then you will be Primo and Winnie.
They used to call me varbie for a reason 🤷
 
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Tren = Trenbolone sounds like Train
Clen = Clenbuterol sounds like clean
Test I don't have to explain that one do I
Debol = Dianabol
Anavar - Anavar sounds like and never
Primo =Primobolan
Winnie = Winstrol sounds like tiger's blood aka winning

You don't have to know what I'm talking about as it is a bit of a specialized field but instead of getting all sex nuts and retard strong, you could assume I was going somewhere with it and just ask like a civilized adult.
 
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They used to call me varbie for a reason 🤷
OK, that's one I don't get... unless you do a lot of Multivariate statistics, which would be kinda hot. But based on the context, I guess I am missing out on something.
 
OK, that's one I don't get... unless you do a lot of Multivariate statistics, which would be kinda hot. But based on the context, I guess I am missing out on something.

varbie
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A fitness girl that uses the steroid Anavar to develop large muscles like a guy. Combination of the words Anavar and Barbie.
 
Tren = Trenbolone sounds like Train
Clen = Clenbuterol sounds like clean
Test I don't have to explain that one do I
Debol = Dianabol
Anavar - Anavar sounds like and never
Primo =Primobolan
Winnie = Winstrol sounds like tiger's blood aka winning

You don't have to know what I'm talking about as it is a bit of a specialized field but instead of getting all sex nuts and retard strong, you could assume I was going somewhere with it and just ask like a civilized adult.
Thank you for the translation. Yes I knew you were going somewhere with it. But I wanted to make sure you weren't on some Chinese Testosterone.
 
I thought testosterone boosters don’t work? I thought they were all just a scam made by supplement companies :) . From my understanding if you want to increase testosterone levels you would need to either get the patches or inject (learned all of this from some guy at the gym)
They don't. It is a scam, like most of natural supplements. What works: HGH, AAS, genetics. Source: guy at the gym, but not that guy at the gym.

Also, no patches, only injections.
 
Thank you for the translation. Yes I knew you were going somewhere with it. But I wanted to make sure you weren't on some Chinese Testosterone.
All raws are coming from China. I don't see any issues with that.
 
I’ve noticed you can buy testosterone gummies at the pharmacy in the states off the shelf. Is it illegal to bring back into Canada?
That cannot be right. Testosterone is not bioavailable, so eating it will not do anything for a person.
 
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Oh sorry about misreading the intent behind the WTF.

varbie
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A fitness girl that uses the steroid Anavar to develop large muscles like a guy. Combination of the words Anavar and Barbie.
I was thinking about it after, and figured it out, but thanks.

Also Anavar and Winnie are really more for cutting than bulking, it will bulk but not to Arnuld levels. If you want that, and you have a death wish, Tren is your friend.

I do like a girl with serious abs.

Speaking of which I knew a girl who said she was only taking clen, competed, I forget which level but not the bulkest one, judge told her she was too big, she wasn't even all that big. It's a weird world.

Apparently some coaches put girls on their first context for bikini on Tren, that is next level special needs on so many levels. A lot of these personal trainers are completely useless. One gave her 2 to 3 hour workouts most days of a week to a working wife and mother who wanted to tone up. She paid a fortune just for the plan with no one on one training also. Probably just gave her the same plan he gave everyone. That was money well wasted.
 
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