Test drivinn the driver!!

mercedes

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All this talk about "test driving" got me thinking.(NO really don't stop me now, I may be on to something!) What is a test drive without a driver? (Are you scared yet??) Well let's explore that, shall we?
You may have the finest automobile on the market, with all the bells and whistles, but if you don't know where the key goes to turn it on, you might as well get a bus pass, because you'd be wasting your money at the dealership!! Before you even get into this luxury automobile, you should start your checklist. How do I look? You wouldn't want to be seen in this sweet ride all disheveled and grubby, would you? This may only be a test drive, but let's look the part. Smell and cleanliness are next, you don't want to get the seats all dirty, or god forbid, ruin that new car smell!! So, you're clean, your racing stripes are on, it's time to get in!
It's ok if you're nervous, the hard part is over (mostly!) now you just have to pay attention to the road. As with any luxury vehicle, they almost drive themselves, unless you get an asshole behind the wheel, who revs the engine too hard too fast, slams on the breaks, and doesn't routinely check fluid levels,or reads posted signs!
Thankfully these drivers are few and far between! The experienced "driver" listens for the gentle purrs of the engine, to find out when to speed up or slow down. The experienced "driver can handle any curve in the road with confidence and style, because they have learned that the road to a pleasurable test drive is riddled with signs, if you just pay attention and let journey begin.

Doesn't that sound easy? Not all models are built the same way of course, some for comfort, some for speed and some offer both. However all models can be great with the right driver.

Ta!

Mercedes
 

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Very nice Mercedes... your creative redheaded horniness is cumming through once again. Now was that a review of CEO or me?

Being an experienced driver... I can usually tell when you've overheating and close to blowing a gasket or seal... :)
 

mercedes

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See now that's what years of experience teaches a person...I mean that in the best way possible...LOL That's what makes it so much fun, right Calloway?
 

mercedes

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I assure you I've had all the latest in diagnostics run in various scenarios, and I am in tip top shape! However, refresher courses are never a bad idea...
 

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Please ladies... are your suggesting that a Pinto is a better ride than a Mercedes? Provided the chassis is well lubricated... the size and quality of the stick shift is very important. A good quality shaft is able to change gears smoothly... provide a comfortable ride and ensure everyone gets home safely. :)
 

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I think it's pretty obvious that with her many talents (oral, written and acrobatic gymnastic skills)... Mercedes must be invited to participate on Survivor KW.
 

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Mercedes, you are so right...I am glad someone put that down in writing, although it should be down pat for most LOL
 

mercedes

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I don't know Calloway, I've seen the people playing your survivor game, I'd get eaten alive...doh!...I guess that's the point isn't it? Ha ha ha, there you go again, bringing out the "naughty" mercedes! Lol
 

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mercedes said:
I'd get eaten alive...doh!...I guess that's the point isn't it?
Mercedes... being that I have "inside" information on your beautiful petite body... well actually it was all over your beautiful petite body. Well anyways... I know exactly how much you enjoy "being eaten". There's no way your insatiable appetite could ever be fully tamed... even if every Survivor team meeting was spent working on you. Perhaps Red Jenna and Emma... with her Jelly Crystal of course... could provide a few additional tips on redheaded nympettes. :)
 
Sadly, we must remember that, no matter how sweet the ride, it's still a rental. I know whenever I have a rental though, I like to check under the hood, in the glove box, and... best of all... see what's in the trunk. You never know what treasures you might find.

(Although, in KW, even the best driver knows the Calloway and CEO have probably taken 'er for a spin already...)
 

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Stoo said:
Sadly, we must remember that, no matter how sweet the ride, it's still a rental.
Multi-year lease options are available... at rates less expensive than most divorces. But more importantly... you can trade them in for an newer model if their mileage gets too high.
 

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Catchya!

calloway said:
you can trade them in for an newer model if their mileage gets too high.
Car "Mileage" is NEVER too high in this business (for the driver) !

:)
 
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