Taking a date to dinner

danmand

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my mamma told me to never order spaghetti on a dinner date and what did I do I ordered spaghetti and as I tried real hard to slurp my pasta into my mouth while still trying to look like a lady and not a scavenger it splattered all over my white blouse and onto my face but there's more that was only my first bite lol never order spaghetti until you both heard each other fart at least once ;)
 
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I like her!

She's the sort of girl I could get away with playing Monty Python's Antonio Vivaldi sketch to set the mood.

 
my mamma told me to never order spaghetti on a dinner date and what did I do I ordered spaghetti and as I tried real hard to slurp my pasta into my mouth while still trying to look like a lady and not a scavenger it splattered all over my white blouse and onto my face but there's more that was only my first bite lol never order spaghetti until you both heard each other fart at least once ;)

I think it's great to eat spaghetti on a date. It breaks the ice. 🙂
 
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my mamma told me to never order spaghetti on a dinner date and what did I do I ordered spaghetti and as I tried real hard to slurp my pasta into my mouth while still trying to look like a lady and not a scavenger it splattered all over my white blouse and onto my face but there's more that was only my first bite lol never order spaghetti until you both heard each other fart at least once ;)
The problem is not the spaghetti. The problem is the slurping. Twirl the spaghetti with a fork and spoon and there is no splatter. And it's very ladylike. Even good enough for a first date.
 
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Love Ethiopian and have eaten it on a date. No cutlery. Injera bread. 🙂
I have hated it since I once went in a nice suit with a fine silk tie and a white shirt. Both tie and shirt ruined.