$#!T that annoys you.

spankingman

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fuckers who sneeze without covering their mouth

Asians (Older Chinese) are notorious for doing this. I once lit into an old chinese guy for not even attempting to cover his mouth when sneezing,coughing 4or 5 times.
 

drstrangelove

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A corollary to this I can't stand the fact that a brand like Lexus (and many other expensive ones) does not have automatic lights and people just rave about these brands whereas every GM car I have bought since 1992 has automatic light control. :der:
Not in all cases.
 

sempel

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When someone just reaches over and takes food off your plate and asking at the same time. Similarly people who don't order for themselves and insist on sharing with you.

The fact that there is NO express checkout at Costco. I have 3-5 items and am stuck behind people buying food for the next 6 months.

People that have an opinion about everything, feel compelled to share it all the time, to everyone. Sometimes it really is best to simply say nothing at all!
Anyone in particular?
 

Jasmine Raine

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People who park in handicap parking spots ( not handicapped) drives me nuts.
I fully admit I am a straight up C*%t when it comes to this. I swear I look at every car in the handicap spots to make sure they have their tag, and if I don't see one, I speak up EVERY SINGLE TIME. Yes - I am that lady yelling at the people in the parking, calling them arogant assholes who should be shot as they try to run away from the scene I am making.

I have gone as far as parking right behind them, blocking them in to make the point. I know it is none of my business, and I should move on, but with this one - I can't seem to. I turn into a monster foaming at the mouth! LOL
 

TeeJay

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This thread reminds me of a song:

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
 

bver_hunter

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Oh yeah. And the ones who feel the need to slow down to change lanes rather than accelerate to blend in. Or wait until they are at the point of no return and cut across 3 or 4 lanes to make their exit while on the brakes causing everyone to slam on their brakes to avoid them. Is it really asking too much for you to slowly start changing lanes a km or so in advance of your exit? The things people do that risk their life and the lives of others to do is astounding!
I agree 100%. The most annoying is when the car in the left lane passes you, then cuts in front of you and then brakes sharply before doing a sharp right turn. Not sure if they do it just to perk up their mojos that they have to pass you whether it risks a collision or not. So I keep my eye in the mirror for such situations as I can read these drivers minds. All I do is pick up my speed to stop them from passing, and they then end up missing their turn. They have to brake sharply pull up on the right and reverse into their right turn lane, and you can see them furiously thumping their dashboards.
 

bver_hunter

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Very annoying when seated in the patio of a restaurant and the there are guys just outside the patio who are smoking and the smoke seems to drift towards you.

Cop cars that are sneakily monitoring your speed and you notice at the very last minute that it is coming to the end of the month and he has to make his numbers even if it is a very isolated country lane with barely any other vehicles or pedestrians around.

Your MPA walking into the room barefoot, and dressed up as if she is going on a casual walk on the street.

Having dinner with a group of friends at a restaurant and one or two of them constantly monitoring their cellphones / texting / talking on the phone.
 

Samranchoi

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I was at a party and there was a bowl of chips that everyone was sharing. One guy who was sitting down was eating from the bowl and then playing with his foot. Back and forth this continued. Needless to say, those that noticed stopped eating the chips.
 

sempel

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Very annoying when seated in the patio of a restaurant and the there are guys just outside the patio who are smoking and the smoke seems to drift towards you.

Cop cars that are sneakily monitoring your speed and you notice at the very last minute that it is coming to the end of the month and he has to make his numbers even if it is a very isolated country lane with barely any other vehicles or pedestrians around.

Your MPA walking into the room barefoot, and dressed up as if she is going on a casual walk on the street.

Having dinner with a group of friends at a restaurant and one or two of them constantly monitoring their cellphones / texting / talking on the phone.
I got a ticket for "running a stop sign". I slowed down but didn't come to a complete halt. But cops in general are dicks, as are the people who complain to cops and city councilors about all the shit going on around them so there's some random enforcement. There was apparently one asshole who'd sit on his front lawn and tape people who didn't stop fully and sent the info to police.

No problem with barefoot MPA's but wash your feet if you want to touch me with them.

I was at a party and there was a bowl of chips that everyone was sharing. One guy who was sitting down was eating from the bowl and then playing with his foot. Back and forth this continued. Needless to say, those that noticed stopped eating the chips.
Double dippers!!!!

Saw a lady at work stick her finger directly into a bowl of dip to taste it. WTF was she thinking?
 

bver_hunter

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No problem with barefoot MPA's but wash your feet if you want to touch me with them.
All the best if you can get them to go back in the shower for any reason before the session. But, I prefer an MPA who looks classy as well as exudes sexiness when she enters the room. Not too much to ask.
 

sempel

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All the best if you can get them to go back in the shower for any reason before the session. But, I prefer an MPA who looks classy as well as exudes sexiness when she enters the room. Not too much to ask.
That's fair. I will admit a sexy pair of shoes adds to things and does add a touch of class. But I've also been to appointments where there was little time between so the girl was a bit rushed. So it can go either way. You can tell when the person has had the time but just doesn't care enough to put in the effort to appear presentable.
 

Jake2525

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At intersections where there are 2 right or left turn lanes the people who are in the inside lane but make wide turns oblivious to the fact that someone else is turning properly into the outside lane.

Work - people who leave their dishes in the sink rather than the dishwasher.

Being at the mercy of a slow checkout line because I guessed wrong. Have 1 big line so it’s first come first served
 

bver_hunter

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When you go to a restaurant like Moxies with your buddies and see some gorgeous waitresses and then wonder which one of them will serve you. You then end up with the only waiter on that shift.
 

corrie fan

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In a theatre or arena people sit at the end of a row of empty seats instead of moving towards the centre. People arriving after them have to climb over them to use the available seats.
 
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