Stiffie on the table

[turkana]

I recently went to see an RMT (legit...no sex) for a recent sports injury and I had somewhat of an embarrasing moment. I got undressed and I lay face down on the table awaiting my host to join me.

As she started massaging my back and ass, my woodie started to became really hard and was making me very uncomfortable i.e. woodie was growing and needed space to move! I didn't want to raise my ass in the air - didn't want to bring any attention to it - so that my woodie could find some maneuvering room and so I kind of just stayed in that position for the next 40 minutes until I was finally asked to turn over. Turned over and Woodie was still at full strenght and the RMT just smiled knowingly. So, I started thinking, I wonder how often this happens and does it happen to you? What would you do?

 

[Never Compromised]

It happens often. A "professional" will ignore it.

 

[eagle1man]

LMAO ...can't help but think of the Seinfeld episode, when George Costanza worriedly said to Jerry after receiving a massage from a male RMT, "It moved!"

 

[james t kirk]

Be proud of your hard on.

Make it obvious to her so that she KNOWS you're a fully armed man and you want to fuck her.

Never be ashamed of being a man around a woman. Most likely, she can handle it and has seen more than a few stiff ones in her life. She probably even gets a kick out of it.

 

[RayFinkel]

turkana you deserve a prize for writing the word woodie the most times in a post without any sexual conduct.

 

[3Tees]

Was discussed a few times before. I remember someone said the RMT, or maybe it was a nurse, simply slapped/swatted it to go down.

 

[tboy]

HOnestly people, it's called DICK CONTROL.....sheesh.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

HOnestly people, it's called DICK CONTROL.....sheesh.

If more people had that kind of control, they probably wouldn't be visiting a message board like this!

 

[Esco!]

If more people had that kind of control, they probably wouldn't be visiting a message board like this!

I got ZERO control over my little guy
May have to attend SA meetings soon

 

[skypilot]

Was discussed a few times before. I remember someone said the RMT, or maybe it was a nurse, simply slapped/swatted it to go down.

Yeah, often they will carry a spoon with them and just wack the head of the penis with it. No pain at all but instant loss of erection. My first wife who was a nurse used to do it to me as a joke.

 

[calloway]

My first wife who was a nurse used to do it to me as a joke.

I guess that's why she's your ex-wife...

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Yeah, often they will carry a spoon with them and just wack the head of the penis with it. No pain at all but instant loss of erection. My first wife who was a nurse used to do it to me as a joke.

No wonder guys cringe at the thought of spooning.....

 

[turkana]

Stiffie stickie

You know, next time, I think the best thing to do is to reach down and readjust...at least this way she'll know I could go for a happy ending if offered. Love it.

 

[eldoguy]

I would turn over and say, do like it? If so shake hands with my hard friend.