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New York Again...Chicago again...Damn! I think I'm missing 2 or 3.
bobistheowl:" You may well be missing '2 or 3', or perhaps you have an extra one".
I'm not saying that to my bud
SkyRider; I'm saying it AT the line he wrote, rehearsed between us in advance. "Inclusive" explanation of my pre-prepared reply: I'm suggesting that the author is 'a couple of 'X's short of a
'Y', or that he has Down Syndrome, (ie: 47 chromosomes, rather than the normal 46).
When used in combat on a quasi-intellectual battle board, it's a handle or avatar ending diss, because there's no comeback. My sig line on another board is "Everything you say will be used against you", preceded by an image of Andy Kaufman.
In the simulation above, the 'volunteer' is used as the practice target, just like Captain Kirk in
The Gamesters of Triskalion When passive agressive pussies attempt to provoke you in print on a board, don't reply immediately, and [u[never[/u] react with an emotional display; that's what they want. Wait for the opportunity of your choice, when they say something to antone that is sufficiently imprecise that it can be twisted around in such a way as to make them look ridiculous, in front of their peer group. If they respond in quantity, as they are wont to do, do what Bruce Lee did in every one of his films, or what "The Bride" did in
Kill Bill Volume 1: Take each one on, individually, one at a time, until those who have not yet been singled out for mockery get the message, and pick on a different individual, instead of you. Rgardless of how many of them there are, they ALL have the same limited repetoire of tactics, one which has the diversity of a 10 kb Flash game, and no ability to adapt; because no individual in the group has the ability to make a decision on their own, without having first received approval from the others in thir ad hoc coalition, and they have no experience in taking initiative, upon themselves. Mute them with dry, succint commentary, using an alternative but equally valid interpretation of what they actually said, rather than what they 'obviously meant'. Show them who wears the pants, by showing that any individual who possesses "a pair', either literally or figuratively, would never have agreed to be part of a 'hive mind' in the first place. PC trolls all have one thing in common: they became that way because they know they are weak individuals, and they don't want other people to know that. Single them out, like a pride of lionesses does, among the newly born, or the old and toothless, in any African protected region where prides of lions still exist in the wild. A pride of lionesses aren't bullies or cyber thugs, they're merely the top of the food chain apex carnivores, with no remorse for performing the role for which they were intended, by "Natural Law". As Michael Corleone would have said to Hagen, "It's not personal, Tom. It's strictly business".
We have this on thedirty all the time. A recent example: Salt Lake City: OP text is written from POV of wife of married man, who cheated on her with the skank pictured above the OP post. Appearance of the OP is unknown; skank is relatively attractive, to some.
Commenter (Captain Awsome): "I'd bang her if my wife looked like OP"
bobistheowl: How would anyone know what the OP looks like, except possibly nik? OP WRITES the post, about the skank, unless the same person is both.
CA: Late 30s. A bit over weight. Best years behind her. Not hard to figure it out.
bito: Astute. "I'd bang her if my wife looked like OP". - It's unfortunate that late 30's, a bit overweight, best years behind her, and not hard to figure out would be an upgrade on banging your wife. I can see how you wouldn't want to. Thank you for my afternoon dose of schadenfreude.
CA: Sorry you mistook the dirty for your local Mormon church forum.
bito: You still don't get it. The way you worded your earlier post can legitimately be misinterpreted as ' I would have sex with my wife, if my wife looked like the OP'. I knew exactly what you meant to say: 'If I was the OP's husband, I would bang this skank, too'. Schadenfreude means 'taking delight in the misfortunes of others'. That's the only reason anyone posts comments on thedirty, unless the comment poster is also the skank. I haven't seen a post by the Captain Awesome handle since!
thedirty is a non-linear board, meaning posts are not displayed in chronological order, based on posting time. This causes confusion, intentionally, when the posts are later read out of chronological sequence. Registered members 'vote' on posts, to move them up the board. In this case, veteran board manipulators gave one vote to me, for my initial reply, and I gave a vote to each of the first and second comments CA made. Four other members gave up votes to CA's first statement. Captain Awesome might have thought that five people agreed with his statement. In fact, five people, silently acting together, propelled his 'straight line' to the top of the page, so the reply string would be read by anyone starting at the top. No one instructs you on that, you have to figure out why they're doing it that way, or you're excluded.
Thank you for your co-operation in this simulation,
SkyRider, which we coordinated in advance by private message, where I was told the dirt on that hockey player's tryst with the usher. My lips are sealed; what's said in PM, stays there.
We're looking for all the cities which hosted a Major League Baseball franchise for at least one full year, in the period 1901-1953. SkyRider has provided New York, Brooklyn, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, St. Louis, Boston, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Washington, Detroit, and Cleveland. This list contains no inaccuracies, but is incomplete.