somebody scare me please

I'm pregnant.
 
Well they seem to mysteriously disappeared, hopefully they do not come back. I think anon caused me to choke on one thinking about how he would deliver the child. lol ouchies :eek:
 
Stacey, an earth shattering, bed soaking, screaming at the top of your lungs orgasm every day would be good preventive medicine. :)
 
Wife once had the hiccups and it was going on for an hour and a half and getting a little painful for her. So as we were sitting watching TV I lunged at her from across the couch screaming. Hiccups went away but she got so scared she had a bit of an accident :) Now when ever she has the hiccups all I have to do is say... Need some help? And they disappear.
 
stacey4u2luv said:
I hate these dang hicups


Dang, saw this too late. was going to suggest that Stacey would get no more anal. that would scare her.

And following anon's post, you can get pregnant from anal sex. Thats where lawyers come from.:D
 
Think of something else. The hiccups will go away.

IMHO, it's because you ate something too quickly and your throat needs extra help in digesting it.
 
honestly this sounds like the dumbest thing ever but it works every time.

Get a glass of water (preferably a wider glass) stand in front of the sink and take 5 gulps of water from the WRONG side of the glass. Takes a bit of patience but I swear to god it works.
 
Sasha, instead of water, try red wine and wearing a white blouse. :)
 
Svend said:
Sasha, instead of water, try red wine and wearing a white blouse.

Actually that wouldn't be a problem, you drink from the WRONG side of the glass so it spills away from you ;)
I only said stand over the sink so you don't spill it all over the floor.
 
stacey4u2luv said:
are you sure shoving your dick down my throat won't be a better solution?

WHOA , you guys are some brave souls... BJ with hiccups can be fatal :D
 
Um....Just hold your breathe for as long as you can. The build up of CO2 takes care of the hiccups.
 
Sasha Jones said:
honestly this sounds like the dumbest thing ever but it works every time.

Get a glass of water (preferably a wider glass) stand in front of the sink and take 5 gulps of water from the WRONG side of the glass. Takes a bit of patience but I swear to god it works.
That's always worked for me, too!