Some questions for the gents:

[JakeGrvn]

Turn Off: When the SP is a total control freak. I had one gorgeous milf who complained the moment after opening the door that I "knocked too quietly", proceeded to tell me where to put my clothes, how to clean myself in the bathroom, where to lie on the bed, what positions were acceptable, angle of entry and so on, and so on. I'm not exaggerating!

I totally believe she was unaware of how many orders she barked out ... it was just the way she was. I tried to tell her tactfully that she would be a wonderful SP if she could just relax a little and be a bit more spontaneous, but I don't think she got what I was driving at.
Another pet peeve is hurrying you out the door after the first SOG - even if your time is not up.

Turn On: When the SP answers the door fully primped, with stockings, heels, short skirt, and starts undressing and kissing you like she needs a 'sex fix'. I had one who started sucking me off the moment my pants were down. It was very exciting to be ravaged like that. It wasn't like she was in a rush, because we ended up spending quite some time together.

 

[Don]

Turn off: No effort to flirt/seduce. The last SP I saw we had a long basic cordial chat before I finally awkwardly had to initiate the action.

Turn on: When the SP took extra time in her outfit. I have a big fetish for outfits/lingerie so I always request stockings/garters/heels. The SPs who take the request seriously and go out of their way to accommodate it is a major turn-on

 

[Sugar-D]

Off - marital status why do you do this kinda questions bs.

On - being interested / engaged

 

[rhuarc29]

On - being interested / engaged

That's encompasses both to me. An ideal SP is fully engaged in the date. Appearing distracted or being so rude as to answer a text during the session is hugely off-putting. A large part of what escorts are selling is the fantasy. If they can't maintain it, the session sinks.

 

[Chloë.]

Reading some of these answers I can't help but feel shocked at some of the things some providers have possibly done/been like.

I mean we have our own turn ons/offs but DAMN, some of these are either common sense that was definitely lacking on the provider's part or shockingly unbelievable instances to occur.

My apologies goes out to every one who has had a bad experience. Hope the good ones outweighed the bad!

- some of these were kind of funny too, in a terrible way.

 

[Celticman]

Chloe the good experiences far outweigh the bad or the oldest profession would be done for.

My worst SP experience was with a dog in the room. Bloody big German Sheppard. I knew she had a dog from emails, and I like dogs. When I arrived, the dog and I became instant friends. All good so far. When the session progressed to MISH, friggin Rover started to growl, and they were not rah rah growls of You Go Celticman. I had this vision of my ass in the air, balls swinging back and forth, and growling Rover deciding which one to savage. I can normally focus with chaos swirling around me, but not this. Lost my erection, gave up, and called it a day. I might have been overly paranoid about this, because once in RL with a GF I was in MISH when the lovely lady's dog snuck up behind my behind and gave my anus a long loving lick A word to the wise. If there are dogs around, go with CG. And if a BJ is involved, you better hope that the bow wow is not into mimicry.

Reading some of these answers I can't help but feel shocked at some of the things some providers have possibly done/been like.

I mean we have our own turn ons/offs but DAMN, some of these are either common sense that was definitely lacking on the provider's part or shockingly unbelievable instances to occur.

My apologies goes out to every one who has had a bad experience. Hope the good ones outweighed the bad!

- some of these were kind of funny too, in a terrible way.

 

[one.of.a.kind]

Chloe the good experiences far outweigh the bad or the oldest profession would be done for.

My worst SP experience was with a dog in the room. Bloody big German Sheppard. I knew she had a dog from emails, and I like dogs. When I arrived, the dog and I became instant friends. All good so far. When the session progressed to MISH, friggin Rover started to growl, and they were not rah rah growls of You Go Celticman. I had this vision of my ass in the air, balls swinging back and forth, and growling Rover deciding which one to savage. I can normally focus with chaos swirling around me, but not this. Lost my erection, gave up, and called it a day. I might have been overly paranoid about this, because once in RL with a GF I was in MISH when the lovely lady's dog snuck up behind my behind and gave my anus a long loving lick A word to the wise. If there are dogs around, go with CG. And if a BJ is involved, you better hope that the bow wow is not into mimicry.

You can come and clean my keyboard. Funny much but I feel for you.

Once with a girlfriend her little pomeranian jumped on my back while in mish. I was not amused.

 

[Chloë.]

Chloe the good experiences far outweigh the bad or the oldest profession would be done for.

My worst SP experience was with a dog in the room. Bloody big German Sheppard. I knew she had a dog from emails, and I like dogs. When I arrived, the dog and I became instant friends. All good so far. When the session progressed to MISH, friggin Rover started to growl, and they were not rah rah growls of You Go Celticman. I had this vision of my ass in the air, balls swinging back and forth, and growling Rover deciding which one to savage. I can normally focus with chaos swirling around me, but not this. Lost my erection, gave up, and called it a day. I might have been overly paranoid about this, because once in RL with a GF I was in MISH when the lovely lady's dog snuck up behind my behind and gave my anus a long loving lick A word to the wise. If there are dogs around, go with CG. And if a BJ is involved, you better hope that the bow wow is not into mimicry.

:rofl: One for the books. :rofl:

Alternatively I had one experience where a gentleman brought his pug with him.
I love dogs too so I was immediately smitten, except when he decided he wanted to devour my Agent Provacateur lingerie.
Ripped the whole thing to shreds in a matter of seconds and ran into the closet.
Can you imagine?!
It was my favourite thing in the world to wear too.

 

[hamilton.53]

Turn off; Not being ready and sending numerous messages "another 10 minutes". If your not ready and won't be for another 30 minutes tell me and I can make a decision to wait or go.

 

[Celticman]

Turn off; Not being ready and sending numerous messages "another 10 minutes". If your not ready and won't be for another 30 minutes tell me and I can make a decision to wait or go.

That is the decision that they do not want you to make. Hence the 10 minute increments.

 

[wangbang]

Most reasonable turnoffs have been covered.

As for turn-ons, higher priced girls should know that there is a beginning, middle and end. A BP girl only cares about the middle, I get that, but to really turn me on a lady needs to be good at the beginning and end as well. Unlike the mid & late 90's, few are these days.

Being called "hun", shows me she doesn't care enough to remember my name :amen:

Agreed, hun, babe, sweetie don't cut it five minutes after after a text with my name.

I recall a girl telling me on the first call that the reason that she was in the business was because her ex had fathered a child on her and then disappeared and she needed to fuck me for $$ to buy diapers and formula for the baby. Now there is NO WAY IN HELL that I thought she was sexy after that anecdote.

My least favorite was an encounter where the lady said she was only back in the business because the guy who took her out of the biz dumped her and she had no choice but to return. [sarcasm] Tres sexy!!! [/sarcasm]

 

[IM469]

If I am performing my ultimate sexual technique and you pick up the cellphone answering 'nothing important ... what are you doing ?'

 

[Shakeandbake]

Turn offs - Foul smells from you know where. Dead fish sex. talking too much

Turn ons - Bedroom eyes , Trying for MSOG , not watching the clock

 

[one.of.a.kind]

What is the one thing a service provider can do that will turn you off during a session and conversely what is the one thing she can do that will really excite you?

Turn off:- You came. Thank God you're crushing my pelvis.

Turn on:- No, it really isn't that small.

 

[Jack_attack]

Turn offs:
Making me wait to meet. I tend to be a bit full of nerves until I step across the threshold, so making me wait amplifies the nerves.
Any kind of curveball that you might consider "away from the norm". Like if I'm not allowed to squeeze your tits. Brutal. Or if you don't allow like COB or something harmless like that.

Turn Ons:
I need a good attitude. If you have a great attitude, you've already achieved a passing grade in my books.
As for one single solitary thing, I think when you all of a sudden say something super sexy/dirty. Not like a constant barrage, just like a "I want you to fuck me" with the lip bite and shit. That'll do it. Yup.

 

[maniac1911]

Turn off: hygiene, disinterested attitude, smartphone distractions, being way too quiet
Turn on: being treated like a king, be focused upon, being cordial, coming at me like she has been sex deprived for weeks

 

[Adam_hadam]

Biggest turn on?
This ones on the house.

 

[trod]

Turn off: Bad hygiene, attitude, unclean incall place/bathroom, no interest in conversation (even smalltalk), lack of respect, clock watching

Turn on: Tries to make a connection physically and mentally, intelligence, enjoys good company, subtlety