Some idiot moments.....

[Jasmine Raine]

So this week has been a shit show of stupidity for me it seems.

Like my brain is just not working.

For example, just had a stupid moment here on TERB. Thinking a rule is one way that was changed like a year ago. And I tell people to read yet here I didn't.

Tried to squeeze my fat ass car into a little space, there were literally two free spaces on the other side of the car. Like why???? I thought they were a loading zone. But there was no signs saying so. Just me being dumb

Tried to walk into a place with a big sign that said use other door, tried open a sliding freeze door the wrong way and couldn't figure out why it would not open.

Like seriously the most dumbest shit. I think my brain is still on vacation! LOL.

Anyone else have similar stories.

 

[icespot]

So this week has been a shit show of stupidity for me it seems.

Like my brain is just not working.

For example, just had a stupid moment here on TERB. Thinking a rule is one way that was changed like a year ago. And I tell people to read yet here I didn't.

Tried to squeeze my fat ass car into a little space, there were literally two free spaces on the other side of the car. Like why???? I thought they were a loading zone. But there was no signs saying so. Just me being dumb

Tried to walk into a place with a big sign that said use other door, tried open a sliding freeze door the wrong way and couldn't figure out why it would not open.

Like seriously the most dumbest shit. I think my brain is still on vacation! LOL.

Anyone else have similar stories.

Any chance there is a lucky new love? That happens when your mind I'd on something or someone else

 

[boomboom]

Any chance there is a lucky new love? That happens when your mind I'd on something or someone else

either that or Jessica needs good release herself

 

[shakenbake]

That is the story of my life, 24/7 365.25 days a year.

 

[squeezer]

Tried to squeeze my fat ass car into a little space, there were literally two free spaces on the other side of the car. Like why???? I thought they were a loading zone. But there was no signs saying so. Just me being dumb

There is an art to the "squeeze" and my hourly fee is going to just upset you more on a bad day!

 

[Mr Deeds]

Just wait, it gets better as you get older. Ive gotten off at the wrong floor of my condo and spent 5 min trying to fit the key in the door, I put things down and cant find them again, went to go east on the 401 and ended up in Milton. My kids tell me this year they're going to get me to hide my own Easter eggs.

 

[Zaibetter]

I get brain fog too, you get it more if you have fatty liver or liver issues....

 

[boomboom]

hey
we all have brain farts from time to time

 

[onthebottom]

Weed?

 

[Grimnul]

I had a day like that the other day. I made a simple mistake in the morning and paid for it all day: I take medical marijuana for gastrointestinal issues, I have a CBD-only oil for daytime, and a very potent high-THC indica oil for nighttime that puts me right out and makes me feel goofy as hell. Well, I accidentally took my nighttime oil in the morning. I usually take 1ml of the CBD oil, and .3ml of the indica. I took 1ml of the indica. I was doing silly things all day. I panicked at one point because I thought I lost my phone, went all around my place tossing stuff around looking for it. It was in my hand. I also tried to turn off the faucet by turning the light switch off. I couldn’t understand why it wasn’t working.

Kinda surprised this is the first time I’ve done that, actually.

 

[malata]

i always feel retarded when a hottie just fucked my brains out. i forget where i parked and if i drove the Telsa or Mclaren. The blood must be stuck in the other head

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Stepped on a rake. the kind that flies up and hits you in the face
Made a cash withdrawal at the atm. walked out without taking the cash
Once came home from work. Was going to brush my teeth before I went to bed.Mistakenly spread KY on my tooth brush, went to bed with tube of KY, i thought, to apply, before inserting a suppository and noticed a strange "minty" aroma when I applied it. Accidentally took the toothpaste to bed and applied to my butt. Get up. take shower. try again.and that was just Tuesday

 

[Boss Nass]

Put canoe on roof of car, make sure foam pads are spaced properly, get in, start up, snappy right turn onto the road, watch canoe slide off left side of car because I hadn't tied it on. Fortunately it was a Grumman aluminum, tough as nails. Only thing really damaged was my ego.

 

[Smallcock]

I refuse to have idiot moments. I've made it a way of life instead.

 

[Jasmine Raine]

Man, I love this thread! This is fucking hilarious. Keep them coming.

For those asking - it is vacay brain. My head has gone to mush.

Squeezer - why don't we just trade services???? LOL

 

[Insidious Von]

So what, my brain hardly ever works.

I walked into a glass door and nearly broke my nose, I knew it was there but did it anyway. I went frantic looking for my wallet, considering the number of business cards within, that would have been a disaster. I was just about to phone VISA when I realized in was in my pant pocket the whole time. I got a big shock last week, my normally uptight accountant told me to start smoking weed again.

My life is like a Rodney Dangerfield joke, " the other day I got arrested for jaywalking - the crowd yelled DON'T TAKE HIM ALIVE".

 

[whiteshaft]

either that or Jessica needs good release herself

:very_drunk::very_drunk:

 

[GameBoy27]

So this week has been a shit show of stupidity for me it seems.

Like my brain is just not working.

For example, just had a stupid moment here on TERB. Thinking a rule is one way that was changed like a year ago. And I tell people to read yet here I didn't.

Tried to squeeze my fat ass car into a little space, there were literally two free spaces on the other side of the car. Like why???? I thought they were a loading zone. But there was no signs saying so. Just me being dumb

Tried to walk into a place with a big sign that said use other door, tried open a sliding freeze door the wrong way and couldn't figure out why it would not open.

Like seriously the most dumbest shit. I think my brain is still on vacation! LOL.

Anyone else have similar stories.

 

[rhuarc29]

Went in and paid for my gas (this station requires prepaid and the pump pay was broken). Left without filling up.
Looked everywhere for my sunglasses. 15 minutes of searching later, realized they were on my head.

I don't sleep well lately, so this kind of thing is happening more often to me. :frown:

 

[Grimnul]

I just peeled a banana, then threw it right in the garbage. Peeled banana, banana in garbage, peel still in hand. Stood there for a minute wondering what the hell I just did, and why I’m holding a banana peel. Then I felt like an idiot.