So i met a nymph...

[IM469]

Awh don't be jealous 4'6.9 i'm sure your a fit good looking ladies man hmm hmm. I did forget to mention semi pro athlete but mom always said women like a humble man. Love to see your gym photos I imagine their killer lol.

Yes, Mom was right about humble. That is actually the tip off because a popular guy with the ladies never has to go on line to brag about it. However a social loser who has yet to see a live vagina, who can't live the life he admires must fantasise about it so his only outlet is an anonymous web site where he can live out his fantasies. The problem here is this is a review board so just about everyone here has real experience. In this forum your bs looks like immature dribble.

Actually this thread lets me try this killer FBI Profiler app someone gave me ... I just have to put all your recent posts into the program and a profile picture will appear. Let's give it a try .....

Oh wow ... 6' 3" isn't what it use to be.

 

[Yoga Face]

Actually I dated a nymphomaniac once and it was fun at first, until I realized it was just the tip of the iceberg in terms of her impulse control problems. You may be in for quite a roller coaster ride. I quit when I realized that someone completely controlled by their appetites isn't that sexy after all.

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I was a security "officer" at a office building in the evening.

This one cleaner was hot teen who dressed very loosely IE no bra, open blouse

Caught her several times with tenants who stayed after work to meet her

I was instructed to do a circle check of back parking lot to keep teen couples out - the lot had a nice view of the Don Valley

She would often be in the lot in some tenants car for a quickie

Tenants complained to me about losing small stuff like expensive pens (gift pens worth hundreds are common among executives )

I suspected cleaning staff and she was number one on the list

I told my boss and he sent a detective down to do a sting and sure enough it was her


She was a nymph, a kleptomaniac and who knows what else

Nymphomania is a compulsive, destructive disorder that is often associated with other disorders

Do your research surferboy before making shit up about a serious mental disorder

 

[GameBoy27]

Yes, Mom was right about humble. That is actually the tip off because a popular guy with the ladies never has to go on line to brag about it. However a social loser who has yet to see a live vagina, who can't live the life he admires must fantasise about it so his only outlet is an anonymous web site where he can live out his fantasies. The problem here is this is a review board so just about everyone here has real experience. In this forum your bs looks like immature dribble.

Actually this thread lets me try this killer FBI Profiler app someone gave me ... I just have to put all your recent posts into the program and a profile picture will appear. Let's give it a try .....

Oh wow ... 6' 3" isn't what it use to be.

I'l not sure anyone can top that! LOL

 

[Ridgeman08]

I'l not sure anyone can top that! LOL

Surf bum will give er a go, I'm sure... he has a very vivid imagination! As proven by this and other threads.

 

[Vermeer27]

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I was a security "officer" at a office building in the evening.

This one cleaner was hot teen who dressed very loosely IE no bra, open blouse

Caught her several times with tenants who stayed after work to meet her

I was instructed to do a circle check of back parking lot to keep teen couples out - the lot had a nice view of the Don Valley

She would often be in the lot in some tenants car for a quickie

Tenants complained to me about losing small stuff like expensive pens (gift pens worth hundreds are common among executives )

I suspected cleaning staff and she was number one on the list

I told my boss and he sent a detective down to do a sting and sure enough it was her


She was a nymph, a kleptomaniac and who knows what else

Nymphomania is a compulsive, destructive disorder that is often associated with other disorders

Do your research surferboy before making shit up about a serious mental disorder

Yes, this sounds familiar. My nympho-ex was a chronic shoplifter. She would often have difficulty getting out of bed, she would be masturbating compulsively. She would describe walking around downtown feeling so horny that it verged on a sense of panic and it would leave her practically in tears. After particularly intense orgasms she would be sobbing from what she described as an enormous feeling of relief. She regretted that she couldn't really lead a normal life. She eventually went on anti-psychotics after we broke up, I hope she found some peace.

My understanding is that Nymphomania doesn't actually exist anymore as a clinical term. It's usually connected to OCD or bipolar disorder.

 

[DIAMANTEXL]

Yes, this sounds familiar. My nympho-ex was a chronic shoplifter. She would often have difficulty getting out of bed, she would be masturbating compulsively. She would describe walking around downtown feeling so horny that it verged on a sense of panic and it would leave her practically in tears. After particularly intense orgasms she would be sobbing from what she described as an enormous feeling of relief. She regretted that she couldn't really lead a normal life. She eventually went on anti-psychotics after we broke up, I hope she found some peace.

My understanding is that Nymphomania doesn't actually exist anymore as a clinical term. It's usually connected to OCD or bipolar disorder.

Holy fak pretty deep shit. Must of been hard for you too. Hope she found her internal peace.

 

[legmann]

looks like we got ourselves a Gorilla Joe wannabe here.

Dude if you seriously think we aren't going to mock you for being a delusion al braggart then you obviously don't understand humanity.

You are a silly man, somewhere in a room with a computer, a bookshelf filled with the Gor novels, and still harboring feelings of inadequacy from high school.

a popular guy with the ladies never has to go on line to brag about it.

That about says it all.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Well after a couple sext's from my little nymph Saturday nite I caved & picked her up this morning for church. She wore a long coat ,classy stockings & a cute pair of shoes. Looked like a respectable catholic girl heading to church... Pulled in about half hour early & not too many cars yet, was kinda having seconds thoughts & she said relax were not doing anything wrong. She walked in the side door & told me she'd text me where to go. Five mins later I got the text, walked in the side door & headed down stairs. Heart racing a little opened the third door on my left,closed my eyes as instructed & walked in. Let the door close & heard her say can you help me find my pencil I think it fell behind the desk. Opened my eyes & almost busted in my pants seeing her bent over the teachers desk in her school girl outfit with no panties! Can't say as I've ever been a big fan of role play but this was the best fucking surprise I've had all year. The effin door didn't have a lock so I jammed a chair under the handle to keep it from opening before we got busy & being she's a moaner had to turn on a cassette player with you guessed it church hymns. Other than that any hesitation I had left after seeing her bent over the desk! One thing struck me as a little strange, she called me Mr so & so a few times. Said it was her track & field coach & she always had a crush on him. But hey having a little hottie bent over the desk in the sunday school room she coulda called me anything she wanted lol. And fack I was about to tell her to take a hike Saturday after she texted my a dozen times when I was trying to get a report done!

For you guys that haven't dabbled in role play, try the schoolgirl outfit thing with a young girl & see if you can resist that. If you can your a better man than me! To the rest of the family that's deeply seeded in the church sorry i'm going to hell & there's no turning back!

1. Such an anachronism cannot be true.

2. Are you trying to get people in trouble here?

 

[surferboy]

Yes, this sounds familiar. My nympho-ex was a chronic shoplifter. She would often have difficulty getting out of bed, she would be masturbating compulsively. She would describe walking around downtown feeling so horny that it verged on a sense of panic and it would leave her practically in tears. After particularly intense orgasms she would be sobbing from what she described as an enormous feeling of relief. She regretted that she couldn't really lead a normal life. She eventually went on anti-psychotics after we broke up, I hope she found some peace.

My understanding is that Nymphomania doesn't actually exist anymore as a clinical term. It's usually connected to OCD or bipolar disorder.

Wow who said you couldn't learn anything here! Actually kind of scared after reading your post. The first test I give almost every date is usually going out for a qwik drink & then seeing how they react after a few days of no communication. She passed this, but after a second & third date she started sending lots of texts & if I didn't reply promptly enough she would send lots more. I get that being in her early 20's she has more time & maybe not fully matured or needs a little attn. But some days she annoys the fuk out of me & sends me a dozen texts in a row, kinda compulsive? And I can understand & appreciate a high sex drive, but after getting us take out & coming back to the car & seeing her sitting in the seat using her vibrator i'd have to agree somethings just not right there. Also the tears/watery eyes after an intense orgasm, fack I just chocked that up to my sexual prowess(think my ego's starting to deflate)! The other similarity is most disturbing, every bar I've taken her to before we leave she always takes a glass home with the bar's name on it in her purse. Said she collects them, but wtf else does she collect? Fack wish I didn't start this thread its giving me a bad feeling about her.

Oh wow ... 6' 3" isn't what it use to be.

Awesome selfie IM 4'6.9 your just as handsome as I thought...

 

[Vermeer27]

Wow who said you couldn't learn anything here! Actually kind of scared after reading your post. The first test I give almost every date is usually going out for a qwik drink & then seeing how they react after a few days of no communication. She passed this, but after a second & third date she started sending lots of texts & if I didn't reply promptly enough she would send lots more. I get that being in her early 20's she has more time & maybe not fully matured or needs a little attn. But some days she annoys the fuk out of me & sends me a dozen texts in a row, kinda compulsive? And I can understand & appreciate a high sex drive, but after getting us take out & coming back to the car & seeing her sitting in the seat using her vibrator i'd have to agree somethings just not right there. Also the tears/watery eyes after an intense orgasm, fack I just chocked that up to my sexual prowess(think my ego's starting to deflate)! The other similarity is most disturbing, every bar I've taken her to before we leave she always takes a glass home with the bar's name on it in her purse. Said she collects them, but wtf else does she collect? Fack wish I didn't start this thread its giving me a bad feeling about her.



Awesome selfie IM 4'6.9 your just as handsome as I thought...

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but you've been warned. This may not end well. In my case the girl did warn me at the beginning that she wasn't "normal" and that most guys couldn't handle her and that most girls hated her for being so hypersexual. We were good for awhile, but over the course of enough time, the mania starts to wear you down. I've often wondered how many sp's fit this profile.

 

[lakeboy1]

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but you've been warned. This may not end well. In my case the girl did warn me at the beginning that she wasn't "normal" and that most guys couldn't handle her and that most girls hated her for being so hypersexual. We were good for awhile, but over the course of enough time, the mania starts to wear you down. I've often wondered how many sp's fit this profile.

And I don't mean to rain on your parade but you just wasted a few minutes commenting on a make believe story that the OP has now altered to keep the illusion going. Don't feel so bad, I'm now guilty of the same thing

 

[The Saint]

I met a girl once who was willing to do it twice a week starting next week. Pity she left me after only a few days.

 

[Danielle@SFT]

I think this describes the op quite well...

 

[legmann]

I think this describes the op quite well...

Lol... that is a good one. .

 

[IM469]

Fack wish I didn't start this thread its giving me a bad feeling about her.

If you are worried about your girl, add a little more air ... such a beautiful couple !

Awesome selfie IM 4'6.9 your just as handsome as I thought...

I know you are but what am I ? That's it ?? That's your best shot ??? Good Lord !! You are 12 aren't you ???

As I suspected you haven't a clue what my membership name means .... further proof you have yet to leave the parent's basement.

For those that have an active sex life with real women ... your sexual fantasies that you write only reaffirm the the FBI Profiler App is spot on.

(btw : How lonely are you - are you stroking yourself as you write these fantasies ?)