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Inferno

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OK, so here's the scenario: Me and the SO are getting it on last night with the TV on in the background (you know, to cover up the squishy noises and uncontrollable moans of ecstasy, so the kids won't hear) when that moronic Rogers commercial comes on, the one with that idiot who's fixated on the retractable keyboard of his new phone.

We're getting our groove on, and said idiot keeps repeating his "slides in, slides out" mantra, over and over, almost in time with my stroke.

As soon as we realized what was going on, we both cracked up laughing! Thankfully, the commercial was soon over, allowing us to return to our regularly scheduled porking.

Anyway, this morning I got to thinking that surely this must have happened to some of you out there, as well.

So what do you say, TERBites: Are there any examples of TV/movie dialogue overheard in the background while in the middle of a sex act that were so coincidental or outrageous they made you burst out laughing in mid-stroke?
 
Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?
 
Actually one of the more embarrassing moments in recent history (This was a close second to my MOST embarrassing moment: https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=228400) was when the SO and I are doing "our thing" and all of a sudden our 14 yr old son starts banging on the adjoining wall between our bedrooms and yells "Hey, do you two wanna keep it down in there? Especially YOU mom! And don`t think for a second that I don`t know what you 2 are up to!"

We had to have a nice little talk with him the next day... :o
 
LOL! Now you understand why we always keep the TV on (and the bathroom fan, too)!
 
Cycleguy007 said:
Actually one of the more embarrassing moments in recent history (This was a close second to my MOST embarrassing moment: https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=228400) was when the SO and I are doing "our thing" and all of a sudden our 14 yr old son starts banging on the adjoining wall between our bedrooms and yells "Hey, do you two wanna keep it down in there? Especially YOU mom! And don`t think for a second that I don`t know what you 2 are up to!"

We had to have a nice little talk with him the next day... :o
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LMFAO!!!
 
CG's story kind of reminds me of that video where junior is driving his remote controlled dump truck around the table where mom is playing cards with her friends....in the back of the dump truck is mom's vibe lol......
 
Inferno said:
OK, so here's the scenario: Me and the SO are getting it on last night with the TV on in the background (you know, to cover up the squishy noises and uncontrollable moans of ecstasy, so the kids won't hear) when that moronic Rogers commercial comes on, the one with that idiot who's fixated on the retractable keyboard of his new phone.

We're getting our groove on, and said idiot keeps repeating his "slides in, slides out" mantra, over and over, almost in time with my stroke.

As soon as we realized what was going on, we both cracked up laughing! Thankfully, the commercial was soon over, allowing us to return to our regularly scheduled porking.

Anyway, this morning I got to thinking that surely this must have happened to some of you out there, as well.

So what do you say, TERBites: Are there any examples of TV/movie dialogue overheard in the background while in the middle of a sex act that were so coincidental or outrageous they made you burst out laughing in mid-stroke?
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Haha I was watching TV with a boy not that long ago and this commercial came on. I started giggling saying "slides in...slides out" over and over. He told me I was a perv lol.
 
Oh yes, I have a good one:

I was with a client, and the TV in the hotel room was on, on some sport channel. They were talking about the last Raptors game, commenting on the flaws in their offensive/defensive play. The commentary was strangely in tune with what was going on in the bed.

Fucking the Raptors wasn't as much fun as I would have thought.
 
genintoronto said:
Oh yes, I have a good one:

I was with a client, and the TV in the hotel room was on, on some sport channel. They were talking about the last Raptors game, commenting on the flaws in their offensive/defensive play. The commentary was strangely in tune with what was going on in the bed.

Fucking the Raptors wasn't has much fun as I would have thought.
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Hmmm there's a joke about YMMV here somewhere... but na... :D
 
"...regularly scheduled porking..." Uh huh huh uh uh huh porking.
 
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