OK... I’ll go first. (Since I brought it up…)
I was 18 yrs old… I just got promoted to Store manager in a retail company I worked for at the time… It was in a different city from where I grew up so I had to move out on my own and I was still finding my way around… gaining my own independence with each passing day. Learning how to fend for myself, clean up after myself, learn how to cook, and most importantly (for the purpose of this story at least- learn how to do laundry on my own...)
Well this one particular day, I was helping 2 rather attractive young ladies maybe a couple years older than I was at the time… with their purchase selections… OK- it was a shoe store, (I'll pause now for the gratuitous Al Bundy joke here…), but THAT in and of itself is not the embarrassing part (although for many this WOULD qualify), no the embarrassing part was yet to come…
Well these 2 rather attractive ladies decided they liked the fact that I was running all over the store to try and make a sale… They finally decided on a few styles, and I knelt at their feet to assist them with their shoes. They were both wearing rather short skirts and had rather shapely legs, and as it turns out also had rather shear under garments on! (I had no doubt that they were WELL aware of the fact that they were flashing me!) As you all know, 18 year old “boys” get rather excited in such situations, so needless to say the slacks that I was wearing that day, although already “snug” started to get uncomfortably “tight”. This went on for a good 10 minutes, trying this pair and that pair, and which colour do you like better… and so on, until the prettier of the two said “Can you help me with the buckle, it’s a little too tight?” Being the service oriented individual that I am, said “absolutely, let me help you with that.” No sooner did I kneel down to adjust the buckle on her shoes, that the crotch in my pants SPLIT WIDE OPEN!
The seam ripped from where the zipper was, down and back up my butt. My “business” was hanging out in full view for all to see! And to make matters EVEN worse, (since it was “laundry day”), I was down to my last pair of clean underwear… which as luck would have it were the pair that the GF had gotten for me… (which I’m sure she thought were “fun” at the time), as they were white briefs with an Elephant picture or something printed on the crouch! I swear I turned 4 shades of red in that very instant!!!
I made the sale though! In fact they bought 3 prs between the 2 of them! TRUE STORY!
I was 18 yrs old… I just got promoted to Store manager in a retail company I worked for at the time… It was in a different city from where I grew up so I had to move out on my own and I was still finding my way around… gaining my own independence with each passing day. Learning how to fend for myself, clean up after myself, learn how to cook, and most importantly (for the purpose of this story at least- learn how to do laundry on my own...)
Well this one particular day, I was helping 2 rather attractive young ladies maybe a couple years older than I was at the time… with their purchase selections… OK- it was a shoe store, (I'll pause now for the gratuitous Al Bundy joke here…), but THAT in and of itself is not the embarrassing part (although for many this WOULD qualify), no the embarrassing part was yet to come…
Well these 2 rather attractive ladies decided they liked the fact that I was running all over the store to try and make a sale… They finally decided on a few styles, and I knelt at their feet to assist them with their shoes. They were both wearing rather short skirts and had rather shapely legs, and as it turns out also had rather shear under garments on! (I had no doubt that they were WELL aware of the fact that they were flashing me!) As you all know, 18 year old “boys” get rather excited in such situations, so needless to say the slacks that I was wearing that day, although already “snug” started to get uncomfortably “tight”. This went on for a good 10 minutes, trying this pair and that pair, and which colour do you like better… and so on, until the prettier of the two said “Can you help me with the buckle, it’s a little too tight?” Being the service oriented individual that I am, said “absolutely, let me help you with that.” No sooner did I kneel down to adjust the buckle on her shoes, that the crotch in my pants SPLIT WIDE OPEN!
The seam ripped from where the zipper was, down and back up my butt. My “business” was hanging out in full view for all to see! And to make matters EVEN worse, (since it was “laundry day”), I was down to my last pair of clean underwear… which as luck would have it were the pair that the GF had gotten for me… (which I’m sure she thought were “fun” at the time), as they were white briefs with an Elephant picture or something printed on the crouch! I swear I turned 4 shades of red in that very instant!!!
I made the sale though! In fact they bought 3 prs between the 2 of them! TRUE STORY!
