Hee hee, I'd love to! Careful what you wish for you sexy dutch treat you! (I am most definitely an ASSMAN!)
True story: When I was 17 or 18 yrs old, I "borrowed" my brothers ID and faked my way into a SC... Being my first time, I wasn't exactly in "control" of myself, nor did I know the rules. So I get this brunette hottie for a table dance right... at one point she's bent over in front of me with her gorgeous ass waving a mere few millimeters from my face... so naturally, I planted a big wet kiss right on her left cheek! In one fluid motion she stood up and around came the hand and she slapped me right across the face... Never made THAT mistake again! LMFAO!