Size matters: Measuring dick around the world.

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Trade War Humor? Zimbabwe Rejects Imported Chinese Condoms For Being "Too Small"

by Tyler Durden
Fri, 03/23/2018 - 20:25

A Chinese condom manufacturer is considering producing its prophylactics in different (read: larger) sizes after Zimbabwe's health minister complained that the condoms its produces are too small, and are therefore ineffective at helping the country combat its rampant AIDS crisis.

Zhao Chuan, the chief executive of condom manufacturer Beijing Daxiang and His Friends Technology Co, told the South China Morning Post that his firm was planning to produce a new suite of products following the complaints.

Condoms

Chuan's announcement comes after Health Minister David Parirenyatwa made the comments at an event in the capital Harare last week to promote HIV/Aids prevention, according to the website New Zimbabwe.com.

"The southern African region has the highest incidence of HIV and we are promoting the use of condoms," Parirenyatwa said.

"Youths now have a particular condom that they like, but we don’t manufacture them. We import condoms from China and some men complain they are too small."

But any changes to these product offerings might be too little, too late, as Parirenyatwa is now calling for Zimbabwean firms to seize the opportunity to muscle out their foreign competitors by producing condoms domestically. Zimbabwe is one of the top five condom importers in the world, while China is one of the world's largest producers. China has about 300 firms manufacturing condoms - producing about 3 billion rubbers a year.

In other trade news, China announced this week that it will retaliate against the US by imposing $3 billion in tariffs on US imports based on 128 product categories - and has threatened to unleash "tens of billions" more.

Chuan explained that customers around the world have different preferences. For example, Chinese men prefer thinner condoms - but aren't so concerned about size - while American consumers prefer softer, thicker rubbers.

Judging by the map below, Chuan might be on to something...

 

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Attn: Zimbawean Men
Subj: Condoms too small

Ermmm... you're supposed to put them over your dick - not over your head.

Hey anytime... you're welcome....hope that helps.
 

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Smallest dicks in the world are Indian and Thai.
 

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I prefer clients with smaller dicks, as they're cute, adorable, and I literally cannot get enough of them... Big dicks are a lot, like really a lot, and not in a good way ;/
 

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My dick is actually pretty small, but who gives a fuck as long as it still works
 

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Korea (N): 3.8"

Korea (S): 4.3"

Same nation... But communists suck!!

3.8" ! No wonder they are so fucking angry........
 

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Korea (N): 3.8"

Korea (S): 4.3"

Same nation... But communists suck!!

3.8" ! No wonder they are so fucking angry........
Did you notice US registers pretty low compared to most european nations?
 

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My dick is actually pretty small, but who gives a fuck as long as it still works
Small dicks get me off just as well as big ones:dance:. You have the right attitude!! Keep fucking the good fuck!!
 

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Notice how the most populous countries rate, that is India and China.

They may be small but know how to use them, lol.

Yellow and green countries, some are known for their real macho men = big fuckin liars
 

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372
Study reveals average penis size for men
Graphs will help doctors reassure men that the size of their penis is in the normal range
CBC News Posted: Mar 03, 2015 12:01 AM ET Last Updated: Mar 03, 2015 7:13 PM ET

The question of what's a normal sized penis now has a well-informed answer.

Doctors searched through 17 published studies on more than 15,000 men who had their penis size measured by a health professional and graphed the averages in Tuesday's issue of BJU International, formerly the British Journal of Urology.

The graphs will help doctors reassure the large majority of men that their penis size is in the normal range, said study author Dr. David Veale, of King's College London.

For men with small penis anxiety, education and counselling may be helpful, Veale and his team said.

"It is a hidden problem," Veale said in an email. "Men are more likely to seek solutions on the internet with lotions, potions, extenders or surgery."

Dr. Debbie Sookman is the director of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) Clinic at McGill University Health Centre in Montreal.

"As clinicians and as experts helping an individual who may come with that concern, we should start with psychoeducation in terms of penises being all kinds of different sizes, differing across races and that it's the vast majority of men who come concerned are well within the normal range," said Sookman, who is also a psychiatry professor at McGill and president of the Canadian Institute for Obsessive Compulsive Disorders.

"Is the concern restricted only to this one body part, or is there any evidence the man is presenting with what we call body dysmorphic disorder?"

Some men who are preoccupied and severely distressed with the size or shape of their penis may be diagnosed with body dysmorphic disorder, one of Veale's specialities.

Men with body dysmorphic disorder may spend a lot of time checking the internet and having intrusive thoughts that cause distress and avoidance, Sookman said.

Evidence-based treatments for body dysmorphic disorder includes psychoeducation, cognitive therapy, skills to face fears as well as the development of resilience and strategies to improve self-esteem.

The researchers say measuring penis size is important in assessing men who complain of a small penis and to investigate the relationship between condom failure and penile dimensions.

The average measurements were:

Flaccid length 9.16 cm (3.61 in.)
Flaccid stretched length 13.24 cm (5.21 in.)
Erect length 13.12 cm (5.17 in.)
Flaccid girth or circumference 9.31 cm (3.67 in.)
Erect circumference 11.66 cm (4.59 in.)
Stretched flaccid length looks to be an excellent estimate of erect penile length, they said.

The reviewers recommended taking the measurements in a private, air-conditioned consulting room using a disposable tape measure.

Flaccid circumference is measured mid-shaft, length is skin to tip and bone to tip.

One of the limitations is relatively few erect measurements have been clinically done. Study volunteers may also have been more confident in their penis size than the general male population.

In 2006, the reviewers noted a large internet survey of heterosexual men and women suggested 85 per cent of women were satisfied with their partner's penis size and 55 per cent of men were satisfied with their own size. The preferences may differ in the homosexual community, the researchers said.
[video]http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2656920358/[/video]
 

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Notice how the most populous countries rate, that is India and China.

They may be small but know how to use them, lol.

Yellow and green countries, some are known for their real macho men = big fuckin liars

Great analysis, there, the penis is for procreation, size doesn't matter and we play with the hand or dick in this case that we are dealt. Machismo can be bought and sold.
 

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Czech Republic and Hungary on the green big dick list, who knew. No wonder they're not willingly giving their Countries away to the third world invasion like some of their small dick European libtard counterparts.
 

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I don't get it. Lebanon is of the dick king of the Middle East yet neighboring Iran and Iraq are hung like hamsters?
 
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