Simple question

If the girl provides extras tell her you're just here for a dance. If she doesn't provide extras tell her you're here for a bj. If all else fails tell her shes stupid and ugly and she'll have to pay you for a dance.
 
That would only make sense ...

elmo said:
If all else fails tell her shes stupid and ugly and she'll have to pay you for a dance.

If she really were ugly, wouldn't it?