Simple Poll Question Regarding trump

[squeezer]

Yaaaayyyy. Thank you squeegee! I just seen you acknowledge my other posts. You are still my puppy and I'm so happy. I don't need you to acknowledge every single post. Just as long as you do on the majority of them. It lets me know that you're thinking about me and making the effort to let me know that. Everyone should be lucky enough to have an online puppy but I'm the only one. Thanks for letting me know that I'm special to you.

This was funny but

It remains to be seen what Trump can actually accomplish in 4 years. Talk is cheap, but at least he has the right objectives. He's already a better president than all the Presidents since Reagan simply by not screwing up as much.

This one made me spit out my espresso.

 

[Dutch Oven]

This one made me spit out my espresso.

It wasn't really espresso, was it?

 

[squeezer]

It wasn't really espresso, was it?

Yes, it was! Why, what do you have against espresso? Is it to woke for you? Is it a version of a transcoffee thingy among righties??

Yayyyy! My puppy is back! Who's a good boy! Btw you're a poodle. The least masculine dog breed there is

If your leg is getting wet, it's ok. Just ignore the feeling. It will help with your gout.

 

[Dutch Oven]

Nope! It was eggnog!

We'll never know the truth.

p.s. I admire the creativity of your handle name. It can be read as either Dave Not Here or Dave No There. Nice work.
p.p.s. Justin Hawkins of the Darkness has a YouTube channel that plays with language in a similar way. His theme song is "Justin Hawkins Rides Again!", but his videos are all about music analysis, and his song can be easily heard as "Justin Hawkin's Right Again!".

 

[Dutch Oven]

Yes, it was! Why, what do you have against espresso? Is it to woke for you? Is it a version of a transcoffee thingy among righties??

If you're not Italian then espresso is definitely an effeminate drink. We give Italians a break on this given their strange design and artistic sensibilities, as evidenced by the kit they make their World Cup football teams wear.

 

[glamphotographer]

Tesla sales will plummet as high unemployment and the high cost of living goes up. The middle-class Americans won't be buying a new Tesla. How do feel about that, Elon Hitler?

 

[anon1]

Tesla sales will plummet as high unemployment and the high cost of living goes up. The middle-class Americans won't be buying a new Tesla. How do feel about that, Elon Hitler?

He'll get Der Fuhrer to mandate that Teslas are the only cars for sale in America and that everyone has to have one.

 

[glamphotographer]

He'll get Der Fuhrer to mandate that Teslas are the only cars for sale in America and that everyone has to have one.

Ah yes, the US banking system will give out loans to anyone (no credit check) to buy a new Tesla, it will be 2008 all over again.

 

[squeezer]

Don't be embarrassed about your eggnog obsession, there's nothing to be ashamed of.


Yaaayyy! My puppy! I don't mind the pee. The breeder warned me you were the runt of the litter and far to dumb to be house trained. It is what it is....

I don't mind a little eggnog around Christmas but I do prefer an espresso with a little sambuca.

Jimi, I mean Dave, I bet you don't even wash your pee-stained pants for a week to save pennies.

 

[squeezer]

If you're not Italian then espresso is definitely an effeminate drink. We give Italians a break on this given their strange design and artistic sensibilities, as evidenced by the kit they make their World Cup football teams wear.

I will let @Insidious Von deal with this slanderous post.

 

[JeanGary Diablo]

My eggs are free, how much are you paying?

You just doxed yourself as a Yank. The skyrocketing egg prices are an American thing.

The dozen eggs I bought earlier this week were $5.69, which is on the dear end because they're Omega-3 enriched and free range. A dozen factory farmed eggs can be as low as $3/ for 12.

 

[squeezer]

Puuuuuppppyyyy! How you doing little fella.

You're right, I don't. Your mom does my laundry. Tell her to swing by tomorrow. I had a wet dream last night and she's going to have to do my sheets and comforter.

Jimi, you need to stop playing with the chickens if they give you wet dreams man. Just eat the eggs for Christ's sake!!!

 

[Bucktee]

The poll was made 4 years too early. He just got started.

 

[mitchell76]

 

[JeanGary Diablo]

Ok genius, hello from Murica. My eggs come straight from the chicken, no middle man. Imagine that!

What gave you away was you thinking egg prices were a concern here.

 

[shack]

I'm hurt that you refuse acknowledge my post with a laugh.

It's refuse to acknowledge..., Junior.

 

[shack]

I don't mind a little eggnog around Christmas but I do prefer an espresso with a little sambuca.

Jimi, I mean Dave, I bet you don't even wash your pee-stained pants for a week to save pennies.

And he doesn't wipe his ass after a shit. That's why he's complaining to me about an itchy butt.

 

[Conil]

Is trump the greatest president in the history of the USA?

To early to say, its only a few weeks. A lot of glamour around him. But he would be running against Roosevelt, Lincoln, Regan etc.

 

[squeezer]

I bet you these dumb Trumputin voters would vote NO now in this poll.

REGRET: Trump Fan’s Life DESTROYED by Trump

 

[mitchell76]

LMAO