Sex bloopers

[Gyaos]

When I was with Kiarra from Hollywood a long time ago, she said "My birthday was last week" and was honestly saying it in a conversation while naked on her hands and knees. I said "Happy Birthday" back honestly. Then I put my cock in her pussy, doggy style.

I liked that.

Gyaos.

 

[Stokley]

have to stop everything to run to the bathtub and sit in warm water for a little while.

Did you comp him for the time or was he paying for the clean up?

 

[shack]

I had just got home from work and was making some pasta for dinner. I had some whole dried chili peppers that I crushed by hand into the sauce. Just then I got a call from my ex-wife's best friend who started to engage me in some phone sex. Well, naturally I put my hand down my pants and started playing with myself. Within 20-30 seconds this incredible burning sensation overwhelms my dick and I am in agony. Nothing I could do do relieve it until it wore off about 20 minutes later.

 

[papasmerf]

I had just got home from work and was making some pasta for dinner. I had some whole dried chili peppers that I crushed by hand into the sauce. Just then I got a call from my ex-wife's best friend who started to engage me in some phone sex. Well, naturally I put my hand down my pants and started playing with myself. Within 20-30 seconds this incredible burning sensation overwhelms my dick and I am in agony. Nothing I could do do relieve it until it wore off about 20 minutes later.

Ok ladies

Never let shack cook dinner for you.

 

[Pleezerwell]

When I was with Kiarra from Hollywood a long time ago, she said "My birthday was last week" and was honestly saying it in a conversation while naked on her hands and knees. I said "Happy Birthday" back honestly. Then I put my cock in her pussy, doggy style.

I liked that.

Gyaos.

Gyaos, normally your posts confuse me more than anything else. But, this one amused me.

PW

 

[genintoronto]

Did you comp him for the time or was he paying for the clean up?

I'm sure he would agree with me that he got more than he paid for.

 

[dj1470]

In a parking lot at night with a former gf. She was blowing me and just as I blew my load a cop banged on the window. Startled my gf lifted her head and I splurged all over the dashboard, her, and the window the cop was looking through. Worst part? It was a female cop.