An update...
Okay, I went out last night, and I made a few changes to my approach in an effort to pick up some really hot chicks.
I got rid of the tanktop t-shirt, and adidas shorts, and instead opted for an open-collar dress shirt, a couple of gold chains, and picked up a fake accent like Mr. Richard Riccardo.
Didn't work.
I even layed on some heavy cologne, but still, nothing.
I tried to use that "lingoistic mind control thing", and all I found myself doing was talking very slowly - but remembering to prounounce every syllable. I guess I sounded like a red-headed spanish robot who for some strange reason, looked very Scottish.
I guess the moral of this story would be, just be yourself - drop the mind games and false personna, forget the gimmicks, and what should happen, will.
BTW...that last line is free - there is no "4 easy payments" for that one.