RMTs and "stiffies"

Peter123

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So I was at at an MP today...have usual fun....but as I was there got thinking about my visits to my RMT....was wondering what would happen if I got a erection while on the table with her (for the record she is a not bad looking lady)

So thinking..hmm..pop a V before next visit to help ensure I get a woodie (not 18 anymore--but on V feels like I am!) then see what happens

so two questions--anyone ever had it happen--and how did the RMT respond???

and what do you think would happen?
1. She gets upset and leaves
2. She just ignores it
3. She mentions it--leaves room to let me get rid of it
4. She takes care of it! (ok that is the fantasy right?)
 
It happens all the time ... I have a few MPA friends that decided to become RMT;s..... its natural. And no, they wont do any of the 4 things u listed. Nothing to get upset about. Ignores it to a point but notices. Wont leave the room or kick u out. And there is no way any RMT will risk their license for your hard on....I suggest u skip the V...especially if u arent in need of it! using V when u dont need it is a sure fire way to ensure you will need it later in life.
 
A strange thing happens when I cross back into Ontario.

When I am in Quebec the RMTs there will help a guy out and give me some relief when I spring a hard on when I am on the massage. A strange thing happens when I drive back across provincial boundries from Quebec to Ontario. As I drive through where the sign sais Welcome to Ontario I hear this sound:


Click here to hear the sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

Then all of the suddent the RMTs will not give me any relief anymore till I cross back into Quebec!:eek:
 
Ceiling Cat said:
When I am in Quebec the RMTs there will help a guy out and give me some relief when I spring a hard on when I am on the massage. A strange thing happens when I drive back across provincial boundries from Quebec to Ontario. As I drive through where the sign sais Welcome to Ontario I hear this sound:


Click here to hear the sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

Then all of the suddent the RMTs will not give me any relief anymore till I cross back into Quebec!:eek:

Hey thx for the nostagia.

Off topic but

Rod Sterling was a dman good writer. His night gallery stuff was even better
than the Twilight Zone. His introductions were the best part of the show. Where could I get a copy of his intros? Love to read good writing.

Some are MPA's to suppliment their income while studying to become a RMT
so if you ran into them as a RMT you might remind them of that time ... well maybe not. Might get fired if caught.

Cant talk anymore. Gotta go. Going to Quebec to rip off my supplimental heatlh insurance. They pay for RMT
 
Speaking of RMT's, do Quebec male RMT's massage a women's G-spot. Just curious. (Rock: You so bad. Bad, bad, bad!)
 
Comment.


Going to a RMT to pop one on her is out of line. She is a professional doing health work. This is like poping one on a female doctor to see how she will respond when she is giving you an annual.

Went to a female for an annual and she came up with this BS line , in case I was a prev, about how we may be observed from someone behind a one way mirror for training purposes

Legitimate RMTs must get pissed at guys living out there fantacies on them.

Some will not accept male clients for this reason.

Do behave.
 
This topic has come up before, and it is still the same answer, an RMT will not ruin their profession by providing any extras. And for the record, it is common for allot of men to get a hard on when getting a message from an RMT. However, 99% of the time the RMT is going to ignore this and just keep doing her usual work.
 
Ceiling Cat said:
When I am in Quebec the RMTs there will help a guy out and give me some relief when I spring a hard on when I am on the massage. A strange thing happens when I drive back across provincial boundries from Quebec to Ontario. As I drive through where the sign sais Welcome to Ontario I hear this sound:


Click here to hear the sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

Then all of the suddent the RMTs will not give me any relief anymore till I cross back into Quebec!:eek:


thats because training/certification throughout the provinces is not consolidated. in quebec, in order to get certified, you require about 400 hours of instruction. in ontario, its 2200 hours plus licencing exams. RMTs in ontario are licensed health professionals and are goverened by the same act that governs dentists, doctors, psychiatrists, nurses etc.

these rmt threads annoy me - i had to see an rmt years ago for carpal tunnel and she helped me feel better in a big way, and my carpal tunnel never came back. the only thing my doctor could do was suggest drugs or surgery. people dont realize how educated rmts are at the manipulation of soft tissue and how much they can help you with all kinds of physical problems, they just think they are there to help you relax, not so.

anyone who would purposely try to get a hardon in a session with an rmt is essentially sexually harassing the rmt, which is not cool in any way. grow up guys.
 
Sabiha said:
thats because training/certification throughout the provinces is not consolidated. in quebec, in order to get certified, you require about 400 hours of instruction. in ontario, its 2200 hours plus licencing exams. RMTs in ontario are licensed health professionals and are goverened by the same act that governs dentists, doctors, psychiatrists, nurses etc.

these rmt threads annoy me - i had to see an rmt years ago for carpal tunnel and she helped me feel better in a big way, and my carpal tunnel never came back. the only thing my doctor could do was suggest drugs or surgery. people dont realize how educated rmts are at the manipulation of soft tissue and how much they can help you with all kinds of physical problems, they just think they are there to help you relax, not so.

anyone who would purposely try to get a hardon in a session with an rmt is essentially sexually harassing the rmt, which is not cool in any way. grow up guys.

My point exactly.

Some RMT will not accept male clientle for this reason. They are health professionals . Treat them as such and explore your erotic fantacies elsewhere.

Always remember that Ceiling Cat is watching you.

Even at a RMT.
 
MPAsquared said:
Ya, live out ur fantasies with gals like me! us MPA's are here for a reason boys!


That is why I love you MPAsquared

You are there for a reason

Not only do you understand Einstein { E=MC2 } you understand the dark side of a Chimera

Question that has always bothered me though:

If I travelled at the speed of light to a sp appointment and the sp arrived there at half the the speed of light but had left to the appointment twice as quickly as me who would get here first and what would be the weight of our combined mass?