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Review: Kelsey

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justawildchild

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Have to agree - I've come close to booking this girl a couple of times, but there were some damning reviews out there that gave me enough pause to hold off. But Bolt's always a solid reference. Maybe I'll book today.
I have to admit that I was one of those damning reviews. My experience when I saw her was NOT good. But we have since talked several times. She is a very sweet girl and everyone is entitled to have a bad day. I am very pleased that she is getting more positive reviews. I think she has just found a way to really enjoy her sessions and we all know what it is like when the girl really gets into it. I believe she was very new when I saw her, but now....as young as she looks....she is becoming a seasoned veteran.

P.S. Kelsey....PM me if you read this....would love to chat again.
 

daddy-o

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Well i saw Kelsey last night and i would term it a negative experience. Yes she is cute and has a nice little frame but that's where the nice ended for me. We had not defined the time frome but when i asked for the hour she said no only the half. We started the session and things were fine a little kissing and then on to bigger and better things but after 5 minutes she became fixated with climbing on top and not stopping till i was done. No additional play very little time for me to enjoy her and then a rushed finish. as soon as i was done she slid away and picked up not one but two phones and started texting, kind of over her shoulder she let me know that there was tissue in the bathroom to clean up i did as best i could and got dressed, she stopped texting long enough to chat for 1 minute then out i went. Arrived back at my car 22 minutes after i left it, I haven't been rushed like that in a long time, assuming that she had someone coming in close on my heals that was for an hour and since i was just a half... could be that she prefers younger clients as i am in the over 50 category Personally i will never go back to see her and would not recommend to anyone based on my experience. Bottom line for me is she was rushing me out to get time for someone else who she should not have scheduled right after me and that led to a bad experience. NOT worth the time and money.
 

Celticman

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Well i saw Kelsey last night and i would term it a negative experience. Yes she is cute and has a nice little frame but that's where the nice ended for me. We had not defined the time frome but when i asked for the hour she said no only the half. We started the session and things were fine a little kissing and then on to bigger and better things but after 5 minutes she became fixated with climbing on top and not stopping till i was done. No additional play very little time for me to enjoy her and then a rushed finish. as soon as i was done she slid away and picked up not one but two phones and started texting, kind of over her shoulder she let me know that there was tissue in the bathroom to clean up i did as best i could and got dressed, she stopped texting long enough to chat for 1 minute then out i went. Arrived back at my car 22 minutes after i left it, I haven't been rushed like that in a long time, assuming that she had someone coming in close on my heals that was for an hour and since i was just a half... could be that she prefers younger clients as i am in the over 50 category Personally i will never go back to see her and would not recommend to anyone based on my experience. Bottom line for me is she was rushing me out to get time for someone else who she should not have scheduled right after me and that led to a bad experience. NOT worth the time and money.
Thanks for the review. You have mentioned several unacceptable "qualities" displayed by this lady.
 

thumper18474

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If memory serves the OP is on the precipice of the big 60....
so the assumption of the age thing is a little perplexing....:confused:

Well i saw Kelsey last night and i would term it a negative experience. Yes she is cute and has a nice little frame but that's where the nice ended for me. We had not defined the time frome but when i asked for the hour she said no only the half. We started the session and things were fine a little kissing and then on to bigger and better things but after 5 minutes she became fixated with climbing on top and not stopping till i was done. No additional play very little time for me to enjoy her and then a rushed finish. as soon as i was done she slid away and picked up not one but two phones and started texting, kind of over her shoulder she let me know that there was tissue in the bathroom to clean up i did as best i could and got dressed, she stopped texting long enough to chat for 1 minute then out i went. Arrived back at my car 22 minutes after i left it, I haven't been rushed like that in a long time, assuming that she had someone coming in close on my heals that was for an hour and since i was just a half... could be that she prefers younger clients as i am in the over 50 category Personally i will never go back to see her and would not recommend to anyone based on my experience. Bottom line for me is she was rushing me out to get time for someone else who she should not have scheduled right after me and that led to a bad experience. NOT worth the time and money.
 

dandyriver

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If memory serves the OP is on the precipice of the big 60....
so the assumption of the age thing is a little perplexing....:confused:
I don't think its age, I am under 30 and got rushed like that the second time I saw her, oddly the first time felt like this review. If I was to guess, she likes 'generosity' above stated expectations. I don't want to pile on, I honestly wish I could go back and it feel like the first time again.
 

bolt.upright

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So close and yet so far.
If memory serves the OP is on the precipice of the big 60....
so the assumption of the age thing is a little perplexing....:confused:
Thumper's memory is correct. I will turn 60 this year. That didn't seem to make any difference to Kelsey, but maybe she would have been even nicer if I was 25--I guess we'll never know.


I don't think its age, I am under 30 and got rushed like that the second time I saw her, oddly the first time felt like this review. If I was to guess, she likes 'generosity' above stated expectations. I don't want to pile on, I honestly wish I could go back and it feel like the first time again.
I'm not sure what dandyriver means about Kelsey liking "generosity". I never tip, unless you count the little boxes of chocolates I bring all the ladies I see around Christmas time. I pay the ladies their stated rates, whatever that may be. I wish I could afford to be more generous, but I can't. It has never seemed to affect the way the ladies treat me but again, I guess we'll never know unless (until?) I win the lottery.
 

Mr. Piggy

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I never see the young sweet looking ladies around Kelsey"s age because of my age. I am in my 60's. Had less than memorable experiences in the past by getting the feeling they want the session over asap cause of the age. The only sp I have seen in the past few months is Amy because I have never had a so so session with her ever and she doesn't care about my age. I'm sure there are others out there too but I'm happy seeing Amy so why bother looking.
 

bolt.upright

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So close and yet so far.
I never see the young sweet looking ladies around Kelsey"s age because of my age. I am in my 60's. Had less than memorable experiences in the past by getting the feeling they want the session over asap cause of the age. The only sp I have seen in the past few months is Amy because I have never had a so so session with her ever and she doesn't care about my age. I'm sure there are others out there too but I'm happy seeing Amy so why bother looking.
Well, you can't go wrong with Amy, that's for sure. Amy is my regular lady here in Durham but I still check out other ladies occasionally and, in spite of her young age and appearance, I quite enjoyed my time with Kelsey. I didn't feel any judgement from her either because of my age.
 

Starbright

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of course I would prioritize my longer prebook appointments. I could careless about anyone's age, it's more attitude. I met few people here I absolutely adored... but most people I found are just really negative...

& he was rather short notice. i already have to turn down enough appointments because I can't at the moment they like.

I hardly even post my ad anymore cause I don't need to. I work my ass off and some you act like it's easy.

I'm absolutely astonished that someone would complain because I checked my phone when you were getting cleaned up. gezz some girls jump for there phone every noise it makes literally during the session. so what if I have two phones, that would be stupid of me to use my work number for somethings.
 
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bver_hunter

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of course I would prioritize my longer prebook appointments. I could careless about anyone's age, it's more attitude. I met few people here I absolutely adored... but most people I found are just really negative...

& he was rather short notice. i already have to turn down enough appointments because I can't at the moment they like.

I hardly even post my ad anymore cause I don't need to. I work my ass off and some you act like it's easy.

I'm absolutely astonished that someone would complain because I checked my phone when you were getting cleaned up. gezz some girls jump for there phone every noise it makes literally during the session. so what if I have two phones, that would be stupid of me to use my work number for somethings.
Great response Kelsey. I think that I should come out of retirement from this hobbyist profession just to see you. You seem like a very sweet person. Are you still going to be around this weekend?
 

dirkd101

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We all know that it can sometimes be hit and miss with some girls. Now I've only seen Kelsey once and I came away with a good impression and I think she could be a superstar one day, but that takes time, time to learn how to get into it with each and every person without being fake.

Now I've been trying to see her, without success lately, as she doesn't have an early start, before noon and when she does get up, she is pretty booked in the early afternoon. I really would like to discuss Hellenic matters.
 
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I too have seen Kelsey. She is cute, and dresses very young. I'm in my 50s, and when I asked her to slow things down she did. At one point when I thought we must be approaching the end of our session I started to set up for my finish, and she gently told me not to worry there was no rush. I vote for a repeat.
 

Horngry

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Kelsey was recommended to me by a friend who has seen her and had a great time. I've never met her but I've tried with not much luck. We're such on a different schedule. I need to book in advance, usually at least a few days and mornings works best. I've tried to modify my availability in trying to book as late as the day before and for early afternoon,both of which are not my norm and even trying that didn't help. I also always book sessions at least 2 hours long which I understand she may prefer but that didn't seem to help either.

She's basically a night person and very busy...so I get it. It's too bad but I've given up.
 

neb

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Anyone know if she is still in Whitby? Been trying to text her for 2 days now and no reply.
 

oberonjames

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I saw her today. I was running late so I had to move the date up and then we had some communication issues so it took a bit of time before we met up. Went for a short walk around the block. Saw a lot of OPP cars. Then, when I got to the hotel, she said she'd let me in the side door and there was a police truck parked right in front of it facing the door. It was empty, but I remembered other people mentioning how young she looked so I chuckled, then got a little nervous.

Anyway, she does look much younger than she is. The funny thing is when I mentioned that, she asked me if my classmates had told me about her. Turns out she thought I was a local student because they're always hitting on her. I can see why. I told her I'd graduated ages ago, but people always think I'm around 10 years younger, so I guess we have something in common.

So we got along great and she is smoking hot. She's got perfect, perky tits. I couldn't get enough of them. She does like to get right down to it though, stripping naked as soon as we walked in. Went straight for BBBJ while I fingered her. She refused DATY, though, which was disappointing. She quickly got on top to ride me. I have to warn you she's super tight. So much so it hurt when she put it in and I had to tell her to slow down a bit until I got used to it. She likes to switch positions frequently and was very responsive. She's very vocal too. She seemed to love when I played with her clit while fucking her. Anyway with how tight she was and me being unable to take a DATY break to release some pressure, I didn't last much more than 15 minutes. We spent the rest of the session chatting and making out. She kisses like a teenager, which I really liked.

All in all, she was a pleasure to spend time with. Very friendly and outgoing, but as far as service goes, it seems she's very YMMV. She is unbelievably hot though. I'm getting hard thinking about her again. I just wish I could have tasted that kitty.
 

durhamscandi

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I saw her today. I was running late so I had to move the date up and then we had some communication issues so it took a bit of time before we met up. Went for a short walk around the block. Saw a lot of OPP cars. Then, when I got to the hotel, she said she'd let me in the side door and there was a police truck parked right in front of it facing the door. It was empty, but I remembered other people mentioning how young she looked so I chuckled, then got a little nervous.

Anyway, she does look much younger than she is. The funny thing is when I mentioned that, she asked me if my classmates had told me about her. Turns out she thought I was a local student because they're always hitting on her. I can see why. I told her I'd graduated ages ago, but people always think I'm around 10 years younger, so I guess we have something in common.

So we got along great and she is smoking hot. She's got perfect, perky tits. I couldn't get enough of them. She does like to get right down to it though, stripping naked as soon as we walked in. Went straight for BBBJ while I fingered her. She refused DATY, though, which was disappointing. She quickly got on top to ride me. I have to warn you she's super tight. So much so it hurt when she put it in and I had to tell her to slow down a bit until I got used to it. She likes to switch positions frequently and was very responsive. She's very vocal too. She seemed to love when I played with her clit while fucking her. Anyway with how tight she was and me being unable to take a DATY break to release some pressure, I didn't last much more than 15 minutes. We spent the rest of the session chatting and making out. She kisses like a teenager, which I really liked.

All in all, she was a pleasure to spend time with. Very friendly and outgoing, but as far as service goes, it seems she's very YMMV. She is unbelievably hot though. I'm getting hard thinking about her again. I just wish I could have tasted that kitty.
She kissed like a teenager....which you really liked? How old are you? Creepy.
 
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