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[The Fruity Hare]

Be careful of the "fruity" posters, they may be here for the boys and berry.

Note to Woody. Best not to post in this thread.

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I don't know who marmalade you say that, but it was quite tasteless!

 

[LancsLad]

I don't know who marmalade you say that, but it was quite tasteless!

We could go rind and rind with this discussion.

I only pectin this thread as the door was a jar.


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[gloria muse]

I cauliflower but she refused to pick up the phone.

Dude if you want something you go after it. You won't believe the number of times that's happened to me. Never give up....

and once you get tired of that pussy it's onto the next one...

 

[LancsLad]

Hey just wants his whey

Curd you be more obtuse???? Thats not mature.



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[Hip]

I see no reason to egg people on when they post spam like this

 

[great bear]

This is bad -I may delete after I've red currant posts.

Kraft your posts somewhere else.

 

[LancsLad]

Leave me alone with my curds and whey. You won't hear a peep out of me!

Thats what Sheik always said to his sheep "friends"..

 

[great bear]

Thats what Sheik always said to his sheep "friends"..

Shiek was always trying to shepard the sheep with his staff.

 

[LancsLad]

Shiek was always trying to shepard the sheep with his staff.

Cunning skirt wearin Scot, he was???

Sheep can hear zippers.


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[LancsLad]

That's when they spring into action.

Summer gunna fall when they leap like that.


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[Mod99]

Limburger.

Doesn't really work for a pun, but I love the word.

 

[Pastor Tricky]

Limburger.

Doesn't really work for a pun, but I love the word.

Fuck it stinks in here. Who cut the cheese?

 

[K Douglas]

You're all a bunch of nuts

But I must admit there are some eggcellent replies so far.

 

[bishop123]

He is a Mod and can post wherever he wants. And you can't do edam thing about it

I think he should speak franks and get down to beans's

 

[great bear]

Limburger.

Doesn't really work for a pun, but I love the word.

Emmental, however your pun came up short.

 

[Mod99]

Sorry guys, I can't post anymore - gotta see my dentist - sorghum.

 

[hyperdog]

I yam corn-fused.

 

[hyperdog]

Ah, alfalfa ex, ex, exp-p-p-p-layyyyne it to y-y-yah.

Ah, never mind. It's cheddar if you don't.

 

[LancsLad]

Dyslexics of the world untie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[LancsLad]

Didja hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Laid awake and nights wondering if there really was a Dog...

Good one.


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