Zombie Pissing

Boomers are all 60+ years old. None of them would be drafted for military service now. Currently the maximum age to enlist in the Canadian Armed Forces is 55.

Most likely no Gen X or Millennials would be drafted, unless they had prior military experience, and also had some skill or talent in short supply. It's unlikely that they would see combat duty in a role other than pilot.

Conscription for infantry always involves younger males, and most often when there is an overabundance of them. All males who would be eligible for a military draft in the present day are members of Gen Z.

Conscripted military recruits aren't allowed to leave, and a conscript who told his drill sergeant to fuck off would almost certainly be permanently assigned to cleaning all urinals and toilets on the base, in addition to performing his regular duties.

Your point is still as irrelevant as your opinion.

1) we have not conscripted in Canada since WW2

2) you are ascribing behaviours to specifically Gen Z which have been demonstrated in every generation that has been recorded in history in a bid to make you "the old guy" seem like your generation is somehow better because of some arbitrary bullshit

3) this is a thread about people pissing while on automatic and not washing their hands. Which again has absolutely nothing to do with Generations or as you're now trying to conflate, sexual orientation.

again, boring and pointless diatribe.

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Boomers are all 60+ years old. None of them would be drafted for military service now. Currently the maximum age to enlist in the Canadian Armed Forces is 55.

Most likely no Gen X or Millennials would be drafted, unless they had prior military experience, and also had some skill or talent in short supply. It's unlikely that they would see combat duty in a role other than pilot.

Conscription for infantry always involves younger males, and most often when there is an overabundance of them. All males who would be eligible for a military draft in the present day are members of Gen Z.

Conscripted military recruits aren't allowed to leave, and a conscript who told his drill sergeant to fuck off would almost certainly be permanently assigned to cleaning all urinals and toilets on the base, in addition to performing his regular duties.
Honestly? There's a good chance they'd rather take the jail time than be conscripted, they'd refuse and get thrown in jail and be perfectly fine with it if it
 
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Was pissing in a public washroom, through my peripheral vision , dude is walking up to urinal right next to mine while looking at his phone. I'd expect him to put away phone in back packet and take care of business, but NOOOoooo, he starts pissing into urinal while engaged with his phone. He then zombie walks out of washroom without washing his hands!

Which one of you guys is this????

...yada, yada
3) this is a thread about people pissing while on automatic and not washing their hands. Which again has absolutely nothing to do with Generations or as you're now trying to conflate, sexual orientation. ...yada, yada

This thread is as much about cellphone zombies as it is about not washing one's hands after urination. Only a small percentage of Boomers are cell phone zombies. Only a small percentage of Gen Z's are not.

You're attempting to proscribe logic to the boot camp scenario, when it was essentially the verbal description of a short comedy sketch which would not have been out of place in an episode of Robot Chicken. Your reaction is to take offense on behalf of Gen Z as an excuse for passive aggression.

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Was pissing in a public washroom, through my peripheral vision , dude is walking up to urinal right next to mine while looking at his phone. I'd expect him to put away phone in back packet and take care of business, but NOOOoooo, he starts pissing into urinal while engaged with his phone. He then zombie walks out of washroom without washing his hands!

Which one of you guys is this????
Did he have crocs on
 
Once having a piss at an On Route on the 401, guy walks in with his coffee, puts on top of the ulrinal, unzips and whips it out, and then takes a couple of gulps.
This is the Tim’s character i associaye with. You should write thwm. Perhaps
they will make it a commercial to
appeal to their market