While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, Ray led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" Ray replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", Ray said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
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"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" Ray replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", Ray said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
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