It was a beautiful sunny afternoon today and I was enjoying a nice drive on semi-dry roads with pretty light traffic. These are some of the thoughts that occurred to me, in no particular order.
My dog sometimes eats her own shit. This isn't the first time I've metioned this on terb. I don't really want any advice on why or what to do about it as it's not a regular occurence. It just seems like a good way to start this thread. The snow is starting to melt and there's gonna be a lot of it available soon. So I better start limiting my terb time and start cleaning up the yard.
A little while ago, I went to my niece's school talent contest. A girl got up and did a little song and dance number. She sang the Pussy Cat Girl's song:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"
She was twelve.
I couldn't decide whether it was precociously cute or really inappropriate.
My neice played a classical piece on the piano with her ass firmly planted on the stool. I was grateful.
I've asked a few SPs how/why they got into the biz. The answers range from "I once hadn't eaten for a week" to "I really like sex and I really like money, so it seemed like a good fit", but most were closer to the 'had no other choice' end of the spectrum. The sex doesn't seem to be better one way or the other. I feel bad having sex with the SPs that are doing it because they have to, but I don't think staying away and denying them their share of my hobbying dollars is good either.
While stopped at a light downtown, where a man was walking up and down, between the cars, asking for spare change. He looked homeless. I didn't give him anything. I was on my way to see a 250/hr escort. I feel pretty shitty about that. I wonder, if he was a woman, would he consider being an escort.
After seeing an SP, my fingers always smell like pussy. I really like DATY and using digits. Even though I wash my hands and everything else, I'll be driving home and I can still smell the pussy. At the time, it's a rather pleasant reminder of the great time I just had and since the smell is also on my chin and nose, all I have to do is take a deep breath and the memories come flooding back. But what concerns me is that the pussy smell from my hands may be absorbed into the leather of the steering wheel and shift knob.
When people get in my car, can they still smell the pussy? I have noticed people get in my car and look around with a puzzled look on their face. If they can smell it, I assume one of the following:
1) They know what it is and assume I get a lot of action in my car but they're afraid to ask.
2) They don't spend enough time eating pussy themselves and can't quite place the smell.
3) They wonder when I last went fishing.
When I get home from visiting an SP, my dog always smells my hands and licks them profusely. I guess she likes pussy, too.
For those keeping track, yes, my dog eats shit and licks my hands. Although it's fairly rare and I always wash my hands afterwards, it's still disgusting.
By the way, the same thing happens when I chop onions. I can smell the onion on my hands for a couple of days, even after washing. The onion smell is easy to explain and since I don't usually spend any time licking and sucking the onion, there's less to be concerned about. My dog doesn't lick the onion hands.
TERB is awesome! I read the funniest, strangest, most erotic things here.
smylee52 on guys holding a womans head when about to CIM: "I have to hold her head because if my hands are free I start clapping uncontrollably from the enjoyment." That was over a week ago and it still makes me laugh.
DATYdude on whether a girl is indy: "I didn't see "The Mack" in a fuzzy hat and a pink Cadillac outside, but he might have been buying a bucket of chicken at the time."
SJ1001: "I'm going to be late, I'm lost, did you want me to bring a parrot AND a chicken, or just one?"
There are just way too many everyday. Maybe I'll start a thread just for these gems.
I think I'm quickly becoming addicted to this hobby. Or maybe I'm just addicted to terb. I spend more time on terb than pretty much anywhere else. And when I'm not on terb, I'm usually driving to, from or with an SP. It's a good thing my income doesn't depend on much real work. If my productivity over the last 3 months was being monitored by a "boss", I think I'd get fired from just about any regular job.
My dog sometimes eats her own shit. This isn't the first time I've metioned this on terb. I don't really want any advice on why or what to do about it as it's not a regular occurence. It just seems like a good way to start this thread. The snow is starting to melt and there's gonna be a lot of it available soon. So I better start limiting my terb time and start cleaning up the yard.
A little while ago, I went to my niece's school talent contest. A girl got up and did a little song and dance number. She sang the Pussy Cat Girl's song:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"
She was twelve.
I couldn't decide whether it was precociously cute or really inappropriate.
My neice played a classical piece on the piano with her ass firmly planted on the stool. I was grateful.
I've asked a few SPs how/why they got into the biz. The answers range from "I once hadn't eaten for a week" to "I really like sex and I really like money, so it seemed like a good fit", but most were closer to the 'had no other choice' end of the spectrum. The sex doesn't seem to be better one way or the other. I feel bad having sex with the SPs that are doing it because they have to, but I don't think staying away and denying them their share of my hobbying dollars is good either.
While stopped at a light downtown, where a man was walking up and down, between the cars, asking for spare change. He looked homeless. I didn't give him anything. I was on my way to see a 250/hr escort. I feel pretty shitty about that. I wonder, if he was a woman, would he consider being an escort.
After seeing an SP, my fingers always smell like pussy. I really like DATY and using digits. Even though I wash my hands and everything else, I'll be driving home and I can still smell the pussy. At the time, it's a rather pleasant reminder of the great time I just had and since the smell is also on my chin and nose, all I have to do is take a deep breath and the memories come flooding back. But what concerns me is that the pussy smell from my hands may be absorbed into the leather of the steering wheel and shift knob.
When people get in my car, can they still smell the pussy? I have noticed people get in my car and look around with a puzzled look on their face. If they can smell it, I assume one of the following:
1) They know what it is and assume I get a lot of action in my car but they're afraid to ask.
2) They don't spend enough time eating pussy themselves and can't quite place the smell.
3) They wonder when I last went fishing.
When I get home from visiting an SP, my dog always smells my hands and licks them profusely. I guess she likes pussy, too.
For those keeping track, yes, my dog eats shit and licks my hands. Although it's fairly rare and I always wash my hands afterwards, it's still disgusting.
By the way, the same thing happens when I chop onions. I can smell the onion on my hands for a couple of days, even after washing. The onion smell is easy to explain and since I don't usually spend any time licking and sucking the onion, there's less to be concerned about. My dog doesn't lick the onion hands.
TERB is awesome! I read the funniest, strangest, most erotic things here.
smylee52 on guys holding a womans head when about to CIM: "I have to hold her head because if my hands are free I start clapping uncontrollably from the enjoyment." That was over a week ago and it still makes me laugh.
DATYdude on whether a girl is indy: "I didn't see "The Mack" in a fuzzy hat and a pink Cadillac outside, but he might have been buying a bucket of chicken at the time."
SJ1001: "I'm going to be late, I'm lost, did you want me to bring a parrot AND a chicken, or just one?"
There are just way too many everyday. Maybe I'll start a thread just for these gems.
I think I'm quickly becoming addicted to this hobby. Or maybe I'm just addicted to terb. I spend more time on terb than pretty much anywhere else. And when I'm not on terb, I'm usually driving to, from or with an SP. It's a good thing my income doesn't depend on much real work. If my productivity over the last 3 months was being monitored by a "boss", I think I'd get fired from just about any regular job.
