Took an early morning walk around the parking lot and saw this woman exposing herself.
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Took a morning walk around the parking lot and caught this couple in the act.
Got a text from Jenna inviting me over for dinner and drinks and watch the Leafs on her big screen TV. I got there early.
Me: You're not properly dressed. I'll come back in a bit.
Jenna: Don't be a prude. Come right in.
Me: You're not properly dressed. I'll come back in a bit.
Jenna: Don't be a prude. Come right in.
I saw a damsel having car problems on my way in to work. Gave her a boost and she was good to go. Always glad to help a damsel in distress.
Hey Darts, I am so jealous of your job and adventures. Being retired, maybe I could find a job like yours to make my life more interesting. If not, I will enjoy following yours.
No need to be jealous. We should all be happy with the life we are living.
Most/all/nearly all of my adventures are in the past. I'm a one woman man now and planning for retirement in Singapore hopefully in the next few years.
BTW: I'm not really a mall cop but I think you already know that. I just think it's nice to create a little storyline to go with the pics of naked women. LOL
Got a text from Scottie inviting me to her place for dinner, drinks and desert (hint, hint). Said we can watch the Leaf game on her large screen TV. She's a huge Leaf fan.
Knock, knock.
Scottie: You're early.
Me: Oh your're not properly dressed yet.
Scottie: Don't be shy. Come right in.
Knock, knock.
Scottie: You're early.
Me: Oh your're not properly dressed yet.
Scottie: Don't be shy. Come right in.
No Leaf game to-night. Decided to spend an evening in the PotatoHead Bar and flirt with the nude female servers. This is Victoria. She wants to be an actress.
Victoria said she also serves under the table.
Took an early morning walk around our parking lot and found two more women taking a piss. I suspect they are homeless.
Just got a text from Christina inviting me to her place for dinner and drinks and watch the Leafs on her big screen TV.
Christina: You're early. I'm not dressed.
Me: I'll come back in a bit.
Christina: Don't be silly. Come in and make yourself comfy.
Christina: You're early. I'm not dressed.
Me: I'll come back in a bit.
Christina: Don't be silly. Come in and make yourself comfy.
A few college girls showed up in a limo celebrating the end of the school year.
Three more college co-eds in a limo celebrating the end of the school year. One of them said she wants to be a personal trainer. Actually, the mall hired a few college co-eds for the Summer. They make great nude servers, spa attendants, massage therapists, hostesses, gym attendants, etc. Also, their work experience qualifies for credit in their school's co-op program.
Dropped by the Goodtime Fitness Club before going home. Discretely mentioned to Angela that her pussy is peeking out from her leotard.
One of my duties as the chief mall cop is to do a security check of all job applicants and some current employees. This will involve a police check, credit check, school records, previous employments and any outstanding warrants as well as a physical check for any physical abnormalities, tattoos, piercings, bruises, scars, birthmarks, etc.
So, my first interview to-day is Arielle, a student at Toronto Metropolitan University (the former Ryerson). She is applying for a Summer job as a nude server.
Did not notice anything unusual in my physical check. No tattoos, piercings, bruises, scars, etc. She would make a great nude server. Highly recommended.
So, my first interview to-day is Arielle, a student at Toronto Metropolitan University (the former Ryerson). She is applying for a Summer job as a nude server.
Did not notice anything unusual in my physical check. No tattoos, piercings, bruises, scars, etc. She would make a great nude server. Highly recommended.
