Quotes

[lasslicker]

Mom and Pop were only kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen, and I was three.

Billie Holiday

 

[blow]

I only did cocaine so I could stay up and make sure everyone else did not do to much

Al Fraken

 

[lasslicker]

If you think dope is for kicks and thrills, you're out of your mind.
There are more kicks to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung.

Billie Holiday

 

[baci2004]

You took the part that once was my heart; So why not take all of me? - Louis Armstrong

 

[lasslicker]

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Louis Armstrong

 

[Why Not?]

Winston Churchill once received an exasperated admonition from lady Astor at a cocktail party, "Winston! If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."

In response he said "Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."

Chruchill had rather temptestuous relationships with several women. On one occasion he was accused of being drunk (by who I can't remember but it might have been lady Astor again). His response was (paraphrasing), Yes I am and you are ugly. But, tomorrow I shall be sober.

 

[Kennedy]

"In the end its not the shouts of our enemies that we will remember, but the silences of our friends"
-Martin Luther King Jr.

"The true measure of a culture is in how it treats it's animals"
-Anon

"If you are ever falling off a tall building, go real limp and act like a dummy. Someone will probably try and catch you, because, hey, free dummy."
-Jack Handy

 

[lasslicker]

He whose face gives no light shall never become a star.

William Blake

 

[baci2004]

"It is one of the most beautiful compensations in life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himsef." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[baci2004]

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, just just about throw-up." - Barbara Bush

 

[lasslicker]

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility.

Oscar Wilde

 

[big dogie]

day after day love turns gray like the skin on a dying man
night after night we pretend it's alright
but I have grown older you have grown colder
and nothing is very much fun ...........any more

 

[lasslicker]

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The conciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.

Oscar Wilde

 

[The Truman Show]

There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.

 

[anything_goes]

If people were meant to be vegetarians, then animals wouldn't be made out of meat.

anon

 

[red]

Thats why I'm easy
Easy like sunday morning

the commodores

 

[The Truman Show]

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

 

[lasslicker]

Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows anybody.

Mark Twain

 

[The Truman Show]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease ...

 

[lasslicker]

Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding.

Ambrose Bierce