Quotes

[kbluejayk]

OOPS #7

He is overage and certain to prove mediocre.

- Francesco Basily
Principal of the Royal & Imperial Conservatory of Milan.
(Rejecting the application of composer/musician Giuseppe Verdi
to study at the conservatory.

 

[Flower]

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations. ~
Benjamin Disraeli

 

[lasslicker]

Crazy ways are evident in the way you wear your clothes
Sippin' booze is precedent as the evening starts to glow.

Page/Plant

 

[Flower]

In ourselves are triumph and defeat. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

[anastazia]

Every dog has it's day!

 

[Flower]

But the night belongs to the pussy cat.

 

[lasslicker]

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental charicteristic of Western religion; rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.

Gary Zukav

 

[kbluejayk]

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- Robin Williams

 

[kbluejayk]

There's very little advise in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

- Jerry Seinfeld

 

[kbluejayk]

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

- Phyllis Diller

 

[kbluejayk]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal

 

[kbluejayk]

Ah, yes divorce.....from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.


- Robin Williams

 

[kbluejayk]

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

- Roseanne.

 

[kbluejayk]

in the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?


- Jay Leno

 

[kbluejayk]

There's a new medical crisis! Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms......They say they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem?


- Jay Leno

 

[kbluejayk]

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.


- Elayne Boosier

 

[CosaNostra]

"Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most"

OZZY OSBOURNE

 

[lasslicker]

We saved the world. I say we party!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 

[lasslicker]

Don't threaten me with love, baby.
Let's just go walking in the rain.

Billie Holiday

 

[baci2004]

There's strange fruit hanging on the poplar trees, blood on the roots, blood on the leaves. - Billie Holiday