Quotes

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

~Woody Allen
 
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

~Steve Martin
 
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

~Barbara Bush (!)
 
Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
 
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.

~John Callahan
 
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

~Woody Allen
 
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

~ Ken Hammond
 
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

~Brendan Behan
 
Hegel & The Owl of Minerva

Wenn die Philosophie ihr Grau in Grau malt, dann ist eine Gestalt des Lebens alt geworden, und mit Grau in Grau läßt sie sich nicht verjüngen, sondern nur erkennen; die Eule der Minerva beginnt erst mit der einbrechenden Dämmerung ihren Flug.

Hegel, Vorrede zu der Philosophie des Rechts


(When philosophy paints its gray in gray, then a form of life has grown old, and cannot be rejuvenated by this gray in gray, but only understood; the Owl of Minerva takes flight only as the dusk begins to fall.

Hegel, Preface to the Philosophy of Right)

A tribute to all German babes the good doc ever come across. :cool:
 
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

~Marcus Aurelius
 
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

- Sun Tzu
 
The TERB force is strong!!!

~Dr. Scenicdrive Tzu~:cool:
 
To eat and to have sex are (part of) human nature. :)

~Confucius~
 
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.

~Alfred C. Kinsey
 
If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.

~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 
It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them -- the character, the heart, generous qualities, progressive ideas.

~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 
There is no subject so old that something new cannot be said about it.

~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 
True freedom comes with responsibility.

~Hegel, Philosophy of Right~
 
What is rational is real and what is real is rational.

~Hegel, Philosophy of Right~