Quotes

[Viewer]

It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood.

~Karl Popper~

As anyone who's ever spent time on a forum like terb comes to know sooner or later.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

"A rising tide lifts all boats"

John F. Kennedy

 

[LancsLad]

" Hard pounding , this, gentlemen; try who can pound the longest"


Wellington, 1815

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[lookingforitallthetime]

"Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee."

 

[fantasiafan]

the Ancient chinese philosopher Confused also say,

"he who laughs last, is very very slow at getting jokes"

 

[fantasiafan]

"On the first of May.. we celebrate V-Day. And come June. Oh baby, it is the lick of my spoon. Come August! We like to celebrate Saint Suck My Big Fat Fuckin Sausage!"

-Frank T.J. Mackey

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

"He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire"

Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Viewer]

To truly enjoy the flavour of life, take bit bites. Moderation is for monks.

-Robert A. Heinlein

 

[Viewer]

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

-Mark Twain

 

[Svend]

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

- Oscar Wilde

 

[grendleaxe]

"Germans of future generations will honour Herr Hitler as a genius, as a brave man, as a matchless organizer and much more."

Mahatma Ghandi in the June 22, 1940 edition of the indian newspaper Harijan.

 

[orangeshirt]

You know you're really famous when there's rumors about you being gay.
-- Jared Leto

 

[orangeshirt]

I'm known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl.
-- Tara Reid

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

I have a lot of secrets. One of them is that I am an alien.
-- Shania Twain

 

[orangeshirt]

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

 

[orangeshirt]

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

 

[orangeshirt]

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

 

[orangeshirt]

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

 

[Svend]

"We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, assholes!"

- Sam Kinison, about starving Ethopians

 

[Berlin]

I reserve the right,
to do whatever the fuck I choose,
without getting too arrogant about it.

- Paul Bettany, that UK actor bloke who married Jenn Connelly.

 

[Berlin]

Daddy always warned me about men and liquor,
but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

- Steve Beale, another UK bloke , who writes funny lifestyle shit.