Quotes

[Viewer]

"Go West young (wo)man and seek your fortune."

-Horace Greeley,

"(wo)" added in honour of Bianca Taylor's upcoming tour.

 

[Berlin]

I don’t attract men with my boobs, my breasts don’t have a message.

- Heidi Klum

 

[Viewer]

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

~Robert Byrne

 

[Viewer]

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

~Author Unknown

 

[Viewer]

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

~Butch Hancock

 

[Montie]

God is busy. How may I help you?

-Illustrated with flames on some guy's T-shirt

 

[Viewer]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

-Dr. Evil

 

[lasslicker]

When my love swears that she is made of truth
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutor'd youth,
Unlearned in the world's false subtleties.

William Shakespeare

 

[Svend]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now - it's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

- Robert Plant's Gardening Tips.

 

[bestillmehard]

In God we trust...all others pay cash.

 

[Viewer]

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

-John Kenneth Galbraith

 

[Viewer]

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

-John Kenneth Galbraith

 

[Viewer]

In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong.

-John Kenneth Galbraith

 

[lasslicker]

Reply #2000

I'm not sure there is such a thing as 'minor groin surgery.' Anytime there's a blunt instrument around my genitalia, I think that's major.

Dennis Miller

 

[lasslicker]

I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Henry Hill

 

[Viewer]

"He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well."

-John Milton

 

[Viewer]

Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.

~Erica Jong

 

[Viewer]

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

~Sophia Loren

 

[Viewer]

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

~Woody Allen

 

[Viewer]

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

~Victor Lownes