Quotes

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

H. G. Wells.
 
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

anonymous

"nothing is what it seems " Al pachino


"i trust everyone i just dont trust the devil inside of everyone "

italianjob


sex is like a snowstorm you never know how many inches your gonna get or how long its gonna last " my anonymous bud ;)
 
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas
 
"The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists."

~William J. Clinton, 1997
 
"For It Was Not Into My Ear You Whispered, But Into My Heart. It Was Not My Lips You Kissed, But My Soul."

-- JUDY GARLAND
 
Annessa said:
"Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 People"

-- VICTOR BORGE

A straight line is the shortest distance between two puns.
 
"You can't tell a book by it's cover. You can't tell a dog by his coat. But you can tell your sister anything!"

- Sally Rogers
 
A Guy's Job

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

Emanuel Udrija
 
"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a
large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."