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Alexis69

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back to Square One
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

anonymous

"nothing is what it seems " Al pachino


"i trust everyone i just dont trust the devil inside of everyone "

italianjob


sex is like a snowstorm you never know how many inches your gonna get or how long its gonna last " my anonymous bud ;)
 

Ben Hogan

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"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas
 

GIMME

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"The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists."

~William J. Clinton, 1997
 

Annessa

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"For It Was Not Into My Ear You Whispered, But Into My Heart. It Was Not My Lips You Kissed, But My Soul."

-- JUDY GARLAND
 

Meesh

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Annessa said:
"Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 People"

-- VICTOR BORGE
A straight line is the shortest distance between two puns.
 

Meesh

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"You can't tell a book by it's cover. You can't tell a dog by his coat. But you can tell your sister anything!"

- Sally Rogers
 

GIMME

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A Guy's Job

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

Emanuel Udrija
 

Meesh

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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a
large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
 
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