Quotes

" God gave men both a penis and a brain,
but unfortunately
not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."


- Robin Williams
 
The following line is what eight inches looks like. Honestly.

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- Goober McFly
 
..her early spring a flower but only so an hour...

Frost
 
" There are only two ways to live your life.

One is as though nothing is a miracle.

The other,

is as though everything is a miracle. "

- Einstein
 
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"Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another." - Adam Smith
 
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. ~~ Albert Einstein