Quotes

[Velvet]

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

J. Paul Getty

 

[Rerun]

So, like, when Jefferson went before the people what he was saying was ‘Hey we left this place in England because it was bogus, and if we don’t come up with some cool rules ourself, we’ll be bogus, too!’ Right?

-Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemount High

 

[Flower]

A couple from Benjamin Franklin

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.


He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

 

[Flower]

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. ~ ~ ~ Bertrand Russell

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?"
"Really?" said Arthur. "No I didn't. For what offence?"
Trillian frowned. "What do you mean, offence?"
"I see."

He looked up at the sky, which was sullen, streaked and livid, and reflected that it was the sort of sky that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse wouldn't feel like a bunch of complete idiots riding out of.

- Douglas Adams in Mostly Harmless

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"Several billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp."

- Douglas Adams in Life, the Universe and Everything

 

[big dogie]

I will not cut your taxes but I won't rasie them either

-well you know who

 

[Berlin]

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

- Jimi Hendrix

 

[big dogie]

don't get no jizzzz on the sofa baby

-Zappa

 

[big dogie]

when all else fails read the instrutions

my shop teacher

 

[big dogie]

get that thing away from me

-my ex

 

[Berlin]

" I don't want to achieve immortality through my work....
I want to achieve immortality through not dying. "


- Woody Allen

 

[Annessa]

PANCAKE ~ TORI AMOS


You give me yours,
And I'll give you mine,
Cause I can look your God,
Right in the eye...
You give me yours,
And I'll give you mine,
You used to look my God,
right in the eye.



Cheetah Girl
Annessa
XOXO

 

[Galahad]

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

- Dr. Suess

 

[Berlin]

and why am I not surprised...

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."


- Walt Disney

 

[wrong hole]

true love last a life time....but screwing her in the ass on camera...well that can last forever


-some washroom stall-

 

[Galahad]

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

- Clint Eastwood

 

[Berlin]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger.

Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

- Mel Brooks

 

[Flower]

The fool wonders, the wise man asks.

~ ~ Benjamin Disraeli

 

[Galahad]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

- Steven Wright