Question for the ladies - Most annoying things clients ask...

[LoneGunman]

Not sure if the ladies will oblige but I think that many followers to this board might get some perspective here if some of you are willing to participate.

What are the most annoying things clients routinely ask you and if you feel like providing more insight - why? I have heard many complaints over the years from the ladies regarding some of these matters and have obtained many insights myself but any chance for mass exposure is always good in terms of the learning curve for others on the board and especially for some of the newer members and/or members who are considering visiting an SP for the first time.

I will venture to put out the first one question I have heard from SPs is asked very often by clients and is very annoying and clearly shows a lack of respect for the ladies privacy:

"What is your real name?"

Thanks in advance to all who choose to participate and if a similar thread has been posted in the past I appologize for the repetion but I could not find it by way of a search and I think a new thread is worthwhile.

LG

 

[Jade4u]

Why don't you allow such and such ie. dfk or daty? Don't you enjoy it? lol

 

[smylee52]

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Annoying question for the imported Asians :

"How long have you been in Canada ? " .

That's something an immigration officer would ask .

 

[A.J. Raven]

At 3 minutes to the end of the hour "Can we go again before I leave?"

Before booking first visit (new client, never seen before) "Can you give me a deal? I am going to be a regular client."

 

[Mia.Colpa]

I'm not a lady but I have heard it all from many ladies. They are so annoyed at the so many dumb questions they have to routinely answer or avoid. Following are only a few that came to me in about 10 sec.

How much do you make?

Do you pay taxes?

Where do you live?

What is your rate? after talking about it on the phone and on her website

I only have $150 on me, can you see me for less than your rate?

Are your rates negotiable?

Do you want to have lunch or dinner sometime?

What service do you offer? after it's clear on her website

Do you have a boyfriend?

Does your family know what you do?

How old are you really?

Are those tits real?

and on and on and on........ don't get me started, I assure you the ladies are annoyed quite often with so many personal and invasive questions.

 

[A.J. Raven]

In email: "get me excited" or "Tell me in detail what you will do to me."

I am not your personal issue of Penthouse stories. It is so OBVIOUS you are not intending to book.

Basically any questions that make me think you think I am stupid. We working girls are a little more adept at smelling bullshit, so the stupid lines guys use don't work with us. If you are serious you will be fairly direct. If you are not serious, we'll probably figure it out sooner than you could possibly imagine.

 

[moresex4me]

Why the heck would some clients want to know SPs real name? You are there for session, enjoy it, and that is that.

Who the hell knows? I will say that I have gotten real names fairly frequently, like more than half of the SP's I've seen. Not because I asked. It either comes out by accident, or I'm just told. I thought it odd at first, but then not so much later.

I've only gotten a full real name once, and that I will never tell. I'd rather not know, to be honest, because it feels like too much responsibility.

And ladies, again, thanks for putting up with all the assholes out there, and for us normally decent guys who fuck up every now and then (and yes I have, spectacularly in some cases; I still feel bad).

 

[LoneGunman]

It's ok for the men to pipe up here too! Thanks guys!

How about guys that call the ladies at all hours (everybody needs sleep and downtime) and ask if they are working or ask them why they are or are not working in a certain area (usually where they are.) when their schedules and location preference are clearly posted.

LG

 

[Petite Filet]

A couple more:

Do you live here?

How many clients do you see in a day?

What is the difference between a half hour session and an hour session?

Other girls will do such and such for this amount. Do you offer that?

 

[toughb]

A couple more:

Do you live here?

How many clients do you see in a day?

What is the difference between a half hour session and an hour session?

Other girls will do such and such for this amount. Do you offer that?

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30 minutes...

 

[Latika@mirage]

Good Morning My Favorite People,

Well how should I break the news to everyone?? First I'd like to say to all my clients, DO NOT TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. I DID NOT lie to you! I was just keeping a little secret.

What could it be? Well Start Guessing.....Okay I can't wait any longer.

Alot of my clients ask me if I'll do duos with Kareena because it would be absolutely amazing. Well Thank you gentlemen for the ego boost, it always makes me happy to hear that. I've always said that Kareena is my really close friend and it would be awkward to do a duo with her, however in actuality,

KAREENA IS MY BIG COUSIN!

That's why I always turn down the beautiful Kareena Experience!

So there you go everyone, I broke it to you. Now I Promise NO MORE secrets from here on in.

P.S~ Now That has got to be the most annoying thing a client could ask!


~Hugs and Kisses~

Latika

 

[Noir]

So, are you and XYZ ebony lady in Montreal/Vancouver/Toronto friends? Do you know each other well?

Umm...yes....because we are all telepathically linked by a jungle fever clairvoyant network.... -_- (We're all Ms. Cleos? lol... ) Haha...All kidding aside, when asked, I do refer my clientele to well reviewed ladies - if he asks, he shall receive and the small pervette in me wants to live vicariously through some experiences. So if I toss out the reference, it doesn't necessarily mean that we know each other personally - it's just good advice. ^_^ Hell, I remember when I got a referral from a legendary ebony lady in the city when I first started. I was completely shocked! (By the way, thank you Ms. Nyomi Blu... Gotta follow in someone's footsteps. ^_^)

 

[LoneGunman]

Umm...yes....because we are all telepathically linked by a jungle fever clairvoyant network.... -_- (We're all Ms. Cleos? lol... ) Haha...

LMAO!

LG

 

[Lou Siffer]

So, are you and XYZ ebony lady in Montreal/Vancouver/Toronto friends? Do you know each other well?

Umm...yes....because we are all telepathically linked by a jungle fever clairvoyant network.... -_- (We're all Ms. Cleos? lol... )

Like a customer I have in Florida who said to me, "I have a cousin in Calgary, Joe Blow, maybe you know him." Yeah, I know him. He lives in that really big igloo with the custom polar bear carvings. His smoke signals on Friday nights are hilarious!

I'm sure I've asked some inappropriate questions at one time or another. I'm sure I've asked more than one SP how business was going. Maybe they see that as a roundabout way of asking how many clients they see.

Honestly, I'm really bad at small talk and I hate to be the 5th guy that day to talk about the weather. I'd like to know, from the SPs what kind of things are good to talk about.

 

[SecretRendezvous]

Can't I see you?

What do you look like?

I will pay more to see you then the normal agency rate.

Why is so-n-so not working for you anymore?

How many clients has she seen today?

How much do you pay your girls?

Can I have an appointment on a Sunday?

Can I have an appointment earlier then 10am or later then 10pm?

Why can't see work nights? Why can't see work days?

and last but not least and one that I hate the most:

Which girl is better? Which girl is your top money maker? Etc.

 

[Noir]

Honestly, I'm really bad at small talk and I hate to be the 5th guy that day to talk about the weather. I'd like to know, from the SPs what kind of things are good to talk about.

It doesn't have to be small talk. Personally, I love hearing about what interests you! If I have no idea about that particular topic - it'll be a one sided conversation but I'll learn something from the conversation that we've had and that's always interesting to me.

I like hearing about travels that you've done, things that you find funny, interesting, people that you interact with, your theories about certain aspects of day to day life and really - the sorts of things that one would discuss with a friend when catching up. Topics don't have to be very identifying - just keep it light and easy. If there's ever an awkward moment, hopefully the SP that you're seeing is a conversationalist and manages to bridge the gap with sex, or more conversation lol. Stick to things that make you, LouSiffer - not Joe Schmo. ^_^

You wouldn't believe some of the conversations I've had as pillow talk....lol....

 

[SecretRendezvous]

Honestly, I'm really bad at small talk and I hate to be the 5th guy that day to talk about the weather. I'd like to know, from the SPs what kind of things are good to talk about.

I think it is important for the client to start and direct conversation if possible. Only because the lady is limited in what they can talk about as well. Just like ladies get stupid and annoying questions asked, so can clients and better the person being paid to get the stupid questions then the person paying.

I know some of the common mistakes made by women:

What do you do for living?
Are you married? Have a GF?
Kids?
How long have you been hobbying?
Why do you hobby?

Some of these make clients feel uncomfortable. Who wants to think about their wife and kids when they are about to have a roll in the hay with a 20 something hot spinner?

 

[amber-jade]

can i video and photo's during our session ?

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[WhaWhaWha]

Actual questions asked of SPs I have ssen:

I came here by TTC. Can I get a ride with you and your driver when you leave?
Do you have any odd jobs at home that need doing?
Can I paint your nails?
Are you married? / Do you have a boyfriend?

 

[Mr. Lucky]

"would you allow me to wipe your butt?"