Question for the ladies - Most annoying things clients ask...

fuji

Banned
Jan 31, 2005
80,010
8
0
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
is.gd
LoneGunman said:
How about guys that call the ladies at all hours (everybody needs sleep and downtime) and ask if they are working or ask them why they are or are not working in a certain area (usually where they are.) when their schedules and location preference are clearly posted.
I do this. First, it works, you would be surprised how often the answer is yes, even though the schedule says no. Second, I figure if an SP is not working her phone is off. I have only very rarely had an SP answer and then say "I am no tworking". If they are not working the work phone is off.

I note that it's not just SP's who don't answer their work phone when they're not working... I don't either!
 

genintoronto

Retired
Feb 25, 2008
3,226
3
0
Downtown TO
renteddesign.com
What's your real name?
How old are you for real?
Are you clean?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you parents/friends know what you do?
What does a smart girl like you do in this business?
Why did you start SPing?
Do you like your job?
What are you studying? Where?
Where are you from?
Where do you live?
Why don't you offer X, Y and Z?
Do you see a lot of weirdos/fat/ugly/smelly/assholes?
Why did you get this tattoo? What does your tattoo mean? Why did you ruin your body with a tattoo?
How many clients do you see in a day/week?
Do you pay your taxes? How much do you make?
Have you ever been raped/abused? This one has got to be the most WTF question ever. Really, you think that asking a woman about rape/sexual abuse is an appropriate question for "casual" conversation between two strangers?
 

Mrbig1949

New member
Jun 3, 2009
1,756
0
0
Actually if you are interested in these questions and just shut up and listen often you will be told the answers bit by bit over many meetings. They need to trust you and out it comes, my real name is.......blah blah.
 

Rockslinger

Banned
Apr 24, 2005
32,774
0
0
All the stuff on this thread look familiar. Oh yes, I have seen and heard it all before on the "ASK A HOOKER" thread. Old Irish proverb: "Hang around TERB long enough and you will see the same questions and answers over and over again."

Folks, please carry on;) .
 

LadyTY2Uall

Sensual Seduction
Feb 1, 2008
3,008
0
0
Whitby
Yup I have had all these questions before......
What is your rate? after talking about it on the phone and on her website
I only have $150 on me, can you see me for less than your rate?
Are your rates negotiable?
What service do you offer? after it's clear on her website
In email: "get me excited" or "Tell me in detail what you will do to me."
Before booking first visit (new client, never seen before) "Can you give me a deal? I am going to be a regular client."
How many clients do you see in a day?

What is the difference between a half hour session and an hour session?

Other girls will do such and such for this amount. Do you offer that?

Plus more.....
Can You describe yourself.
Do you have any diseases?
Can I just put the head in? (without a condom) I won't put the whole thing in.
Have you ever had a guy as young as me?....followed by....Have you ever had a guy as hung as me?
And my alltime personal favourite (today at least) You had a good time too, do I get a discount?
 

Leighster

Member
Aug 29, 2009
810
9
18
Down Under
genintoronto said:
What's your real name?
How old are you for real?
Are you clean?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you parents/friends know what you do?
What does a smart girl like you do in this business?
Why did you start SPing?
Do you like your job?
What are you studying? Where?
Where are you from?
Where do you live?
Why don't you offer X, Y and Z?
Do you see a lot of weirdos/fat/ugly/smelly/assholes?
Why did you get this tattoo? What does your tattoo mean? Why did you ruin your body with a tattoo?
How many clients do you see in a day/week?
Do you pay your taxes? How much do you make?
Have you ever been raped/abused? This one has got to be the most WTF question ever. Really, you think that asking a woman about rape/sexual abuse is an appropriate question for "casual" conversation between two strangers?

If they read your posts they would already know the answers says the former lurker...
 

wackyweasel

Banned
Jul 4, 2009
64
0
0
Lou Siffer said:
Like a customer I have in Florida who said to me, "I have a cousin in Calgary, Joe Blow, maybe you know him." Yeah, I know him. He lives in that really big igloo with the custom polar bear carvings. His smoke signals on Friday nights are hilarious!

What do you mean you don't know Cousin Joe Blow from Calgary. Everyone knows Cousin Joe Blow. He lives right next door to Office Glenn until Office Glenn died:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGkX1u-pG3s
 

Alex_Ontario

New member
Jul 2, 2009
288
0
0
1. Whats your real name? I don't really get asked this anymore. When I was younger I did. I would tell them a ridiculous stripper name like Mecedez so they would know it wasn't for real. lol. They usually got the hint.

2. How much money do you make? Again, I got this when I was a lot younger. No one has asked me that for years. Now I would tell them it's none of their business. Would you want to be asked this upon meeting a virtual stranger?

3. Do you pay taxes? No, my name is Al Capone.

4. Does your family know what you do? Answer: Yeah, it's a family business.lol.

5. Did you see anyone else today? Answer: Yes, 5 other guys before you.

6. Do you have any children? Answer: I have 6 kids and live in a trailer park. lol.

7. What is an intelligent girl like you doing in this business? Answer: To make as much money as I can you idiot.

**This is actally a truthful answer from me. I will make no bones about it. I was here to make as much money as I could and I did and I will continue to do so on a smaller scale now that I have other sources of income. But the more important thing is I have no qualms or hangups about being an SP. I find as someone who is more experienced in the business now, I enjoy it more. It is a good outlet in many ways other than just making money.**

8. Do you have a boyfriend? My answer: Yes, I have several.

9. What part of town do you live in? Answer: The opposite end of town from where I really live.


Can you see how ridiculous some of these questions and asnwers sound? Just as ridiculous as some of the guys who ask them. If an escort gets to know you over time and wants to disclose some of this info, she will. Don't ask.. because if you do, you're going to get a none of your business remark or bullshit answers to appease you. And then some guys wonder why they fall into a trap of meeting SPs that lie to them. A good motto for an SP to live by is "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies."
 

Rockslinger

Banned
Apr 24, 2005
32,774
0
0
Alex_Ontario said:
"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies."
Ok, no more questions. Or, maybe we can simply recycle the "ASK A HOOKER" and "SP RANT ROOM" threads every 3 months.

One last question, promise. Is asking an SP what is the most annoying question from a client an annoying question:p ?
 

toughb

"The Gatekeeper"
Aug 29, 2006
6,731
0
0
Asgard
Rockslinger said:
Ok, no more questions. Or, maybe we can simply recycle the "ASK A HOOKER" and "SP RANT ROOM" threads every 3 months.

One last question, promise. Is asking an SP what is the most annoying question from a client an annoying question ?
***

Didn't I see this post before???...:)
 

cute-bald

Banned
Nov 14, 2005
1,280
0
0
Toronto
Nobody mentioned .......

Will you do b.b.f.s. ???? Hate when I get the girl that starts ranting. Go be a street corner preacher , but REALLY, spare the air.:eek:
 
Ashley Madison
Toronto Escorts